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36 responses to “Aaron Miles and the Man He Replaces”

  1. savant

    Nice entry Ace. I think the biggest factor that is getting lost in all of this is Mike Fontenot. More than clearing salary, it seems to me that Lou wants Fontenot in the lineup on a more consistent basis.

  2. Jeff

    The Russian spammers have attacked the Aaron Miles thread again!!!! Is there nothing sacred left????

  3. TWC

    Of all the posts, it’s the Aaron Miles one that gets spam-hammered. Love it. Don’t get it, but love it anyway.

  4. Fishin Phil

    Finally went back and read the article. I feel your pain Brett.

  5. Caleb

    Glam Twinks?

    I was a big DeRosa supporter. I think he would have continued to do well for the Cubs. And really, he didn’t have that bad of a year in 2009. Kind of like Aaron Miles, but not.

    If you would have started the anti-Hendryness in full force back when Derosa was traded, I might have jumped on board.

    PS Glam twinks bareback

  6. BT

    Aaron Miles was batting THIRD for the Dodgers last weekend. True story.

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    1. Toosh

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      1. MichiganGoat

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  8. T C

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  9. Brisyseergo

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  10. cEdyromia

    International spam to the max.

    1. DarthHater

      Danish spam.

  11. GymnLiaimiVam

    В целом, прежний март самым холодным в России с начала века, а в Москве – самым холодным с 1969 г., рекорды минимальной температуры устанавливались через Воркуты перед Ставрополя. Для севере морозы доходили предварительно -45°С, в Центральной России – предварительно -25°С и ниже, сообщили в Гидрометцентре.

    По данным метеорологов, март в центре Европейской России оказался холоднее февраля, это произошло впервые с 1957 года. Среднемесячные температуры в Тверской, Ярославской, Ивановской, Костромской, Московской областях были для четыре – шесть градусов ниже климатической нормы. Якобы отметили специалисты, ради Центральной России морозный март не редкость. Они напомнили, что в 2005 г. было опять холоднее.

    На севере европейской территории страны март стал самым холодным следовать последние 50 лет. Так, в в Архангельской области и Республике Коми средняя температура была на восемь – десять ниже нормы. Противоположная ситуация складывалась для юге страны. Что в Краснодарском и Ставропольском краях температура спорадически понижалась перед -5 … -8°С, в целом март был для три градуса теплее обычного. Это повторяется уже в пятый раз ради последние 13 лет.

    Холоднее, чем обычно, было для Урале и в большей части Сибири. Только для юге Сибири и на севере Дальнего Востока было аномально тепло. “Усердный воздух из Средней Азии привел к экстремально высоким температурам воздуха на юге Сибири в Омской, Новосибирской, Кемеровской областях и Алтайском крае. Здесь, в среднем, следовать луна атмосфера прогрелся на два – пять градусов выше нормы. Тепло было и для северо-востоке России, преимущественно в первую декаду месяца, когда для Чукотке температура превышала норму на восемь – десять градусов”, – отметили специалисты.

    Прошедший март в столице стал самым холодным с 1969 г., и впервые затем 1957 г. он оказался холоднее февраля. В Москве средняя температура воздуха за месяц составляла -6,6°С.

    Кроме того, месячные нормы осадков в марте были превышены в два раза и более в Центральном, Приволжском, Уральском, для большей части Сибирского и Дальневосточного, а также в некоторых краях и республиках Южного и Северо-Кавказского федеральных округов. В Москве за луна выпало 77 мм осадков, что составляет 226% от нормы – это был третий очень “потный” март в истории столицы впоследствии 1937-го и 1966 года.

    Погодные аномалии не один отсрочили прибытие весны, только и отразились для покупательской активности людей. Британские аналитики установили, сколько барыш продаж в передовой весенний луна составил только 1,9% сообразно сравнению с прошлогодними показателями, сообщает Heavens News.

    Примечательно, сколько наибольшим спросом пользовались продукты быстрого приготовления и спиртные напитки. А численность тех, кто покупает одежду и обувь, извращенно, сократилось. Сообразно словам главы торговой группы KPMG Дэвида Маккоргуэла, больше всего от холодной погоды пострадал крупнейший ритейлер Великобритании Marks & Spencer.

    1. hansman1982

      Russian spam in Russian?!

      ZOMG THE GREATEST THING EVER!

      1. hansman1982

        Google Translate, it’s a damn weather report.

        In general, the previous coldest March in Russia since the beginning of the century, and in Moscow – the coldest since 1969, the minimum temperature records were set in Vorkuta to Stavropol. To the north frost reached pre -45 ° C, in Central Russia – Pre -25 ° C and below, reported in the weather center.

        According to meteorologists, March at the center of European Russia was cold in February, it was the first time since 1957. The average monthly temperature in Tver, Yaroslavl, Ivanovo, Kostroma, Moscow region were for four – six degrees below normal. Ostensibly the specialists, for central Russia frosty March is not uncommon. They recalled that in 2005, it was colder again.

        In the north of the European part of the country in March was the coldest follow the last 50 years. Thus, in the Arkhangelsk region and Komi average temperature was eight – ten below normal. The opposite situation was to the south. What in the Krasnodar and Stavropol regions sporadically temperature decreased to -5 … -8 ° C, in general, for March was three degrees warmer than usual. This is repeated for the fifth time for the last 13 years.

        Colder than usual, it was for the Urals and in most of Siberia. Only the south of Siberia and the Far East in the north was abnormally warm. “Hard working air from Central Asia has led to extremely high air temperatures in the south of Siberia, Omsk, Novosibirsk, Kemerovo and Altai regions. Here, on average, follow the moon atmosphere warmed by two – five degrees above normal. It was warm and the north-eastern Russia, primarily in the first ten days of the month, when the temperature is above normal Chukotka for eight – ten degrees, “- the experts.

        Last March in the capital was the coldest since 1969, and for the first time and then in 1957 he was colder February. In Moscow, the average temperature for the month was -6,6 ° C.

        In addition, monthly rainfall in March was exceeded in two or more times in the Central, Volga, Urals, for the greater part of the Siberian and Far East, as well as in some regions and republics of the South and the North Caucasus Federal District. In Moscow moon dropped 77 mm of precipitation, which is 226% of normal – it was the third very “sweaty” in March in the history of the capital after 1937 and 1966.

        Weather anomalies than one delayed arrival of spring, and that’s reflected in buying activity for people. British analysts have determined how much profit sales in the advanced spring moon was only 1.9% according to compared to last year, according to Heavens News.

        Notably, the greatest demand much fast food and alcoholic drinks. A number of those who buy clothes and shoes, perversely, declined. According to the head of the trade group KPMG David Makkorguela, most from the cold weather hit the UK’s largest retailer Marks & Spencer.”

        Although there is a line of the century buried in there:

        “…it was the third very “sweaty” in March in the history of the capital after 1937 and 1966.”

      2. TC

        This is the thread that keeps on giving

  12. PFK

    You are new here? That means you haven’t gone through initiation yet. We will think of something to initiate you.

  13. Jeff

    There is no such thing as crazy when it comes to the Aaron Miles thread.

  14. jeff

    Someone needs to translate this, I’m dying to know what this guy thinks of the whole Aaron Miles/Mark DeRosa dynamic that the Cubs have going on this year. Google translator is no help. I’m sure it’s an analysis on the value of WAR and OPS+ in Russian fantasy baseball leagues, and who gets to pick Aaron Miles first overall.

  15. Ron

    My Russian is a bit rusty, didn’t know they liked baseball.

  16. Fishin Phil

    Well, sure that’s great for right now… but what about next year???

  17. Fishin Phil

    Nyet!

  18. Fishin Phil

    That’s ok, I was just pointing him out. Well that, and I do enjoy talking to myself. ;)

  19. Internet Random

    Totally.

  20. Fishin Phil

    Easy for you to say.

  21. DocPeterWimsey

    I already have all the cameras I need, thanks.