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5 responses to “The Cubs Won’t Win in 2009 Because They Have Too Many Short White Guys Who Aren’t Champions”

  1. wv23

    Let’s see…

    1. Mark Belanger was 6-1, 170.

    2. Soriano, Dempster, Lee, Cotts all have WS rings. Don’t think I’m missing others.

  2. Kent Sterling

    I’m waiting for an apology. Ubergenius is a little strong, but I predicted before the beginning of the season the Cubs would win 83 games.

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