Steve Phillips is a former, and completely unsuccessful, MLB general manager. Steve Phillips is a current, and completely unsuccessful, ESPN commentator.

Phillips recently picked the Chicago Cubs to win the World Series in 2009, but Cubs fans will forget that quickly now that he and Cubs manager Lou Piniella have become very anti-BFF over comments Phillips made about Piniella’s handling of Kosuke Fukudome.

A rare gaffe for the otherwise brilliant Phillips.

The offending comment went something like this:

“My view is Lou doesn’t have a great deal of patience for assimilation into culture, assimilation into the team,” Phillips said. “He is just not the most patient guy around, and he tends to verbalize his frustrations in an angry way. I think that may have affected Fukudome a little bit.”

Not overly harsh, but dripping with stupidity. Lou’s patience – or lack thereof – had nothing to do with Fukudome pulling off of EVERY outside pitch and completely forgetting that it is legal to hit the ball the other way.

Fukudome fell off the map, performance-wise, beginning in late May, and never recovered – that’s four full months of suck. If that was because of Piniella’s attitude, then Fukudome was never going to make it in MLB anyway.

Lou, recognizing the ridiculousness of Phillips’ comment, laid down the old, white guy smack.

“I don’t have much respect for Steve Phillips,” Piniella said after hearing the comment Monday. “Let him be around a little more and see what transpires before he makes assumptions. I’ve lost total respect for this guy. If he had something to say, let him say it to me.”

Dude. I don’t want to read too much into it, but I think Lou just challenged Phillips to a fight.

And Lou is right. Phillips’ comment presumes a WHOLE lot of knowledge of the inner workings of the Cubs clubhouse that no one not in that clubhouse – other than me, of course – is going to know anything about.

Phillips is paid (sigh) to comment on baseball, so I don’t blame him completely for coming up with something to say. But hopefully he wasn’t shocked when Piniella came back with some knowledge, and welcomes the correction.

Phillips could use a little.

  • http://www.perpetualmemoryloss.com pml

    Ahaha this is great. As I Mets fan I can attest to Steve Philips incompetence –although he takes every opportunity to say he drafted Wright and Reyes. Despite that he was a failure and he is unbelievably even worse as an analyst and broadcaster.

    • Ace

      I truly can’t fathom having the guy running my team. I would probably have a heart attack every single day.

  • Coldneck

    Steve Phillips, America’s GM. That series on Baseball Tonight is all anyone needs to see to know Mr. Phillips is a complete moron. By the way, I’m loving me some MLB TV. I no longer have to watch EY butcher the english language and John Kruk’s incessant drivel. I love me some Harold Reynolds.

  • http://www.neverbesocial.com neverbesocial

    I’d really like to see a steve phillip’s interview of lou piniella. I wonder what would go down.

    • Ace

      Remember when Tyson took a bite out of Hollyfield’s ear?

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