Holy Dreadlocks! Manny Ramirez Tests Positive for Steroids!

May 7, 2009 by Ace · 1 Comment
Filed under: Chicago Cubs News 

Wow. I’m not shocked by the fact of it – I’m shocked that MLB is
actually taking down one of its biggest, albeit troublesome, stars.

Manny Ramirez has tested positive for
performance-enhancing drugs and will be suspended 50 games starting
today, The Times has learned.

The test result and suspension is expected to be announced later
today. LA
Times
.

Too bad this didn’t come, oh, say, about seven months ago.

Edit: ok, so technically it wasn’t “steroids,” it was a “banned substance.” Whatever.

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One Response to “Holy Dreadlocks! Manny Ramirez Tests Positive for Steroids!”
  1. Cardfan says:

    Better tell Theriot to lay low on the juice for awhile!

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