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9 responses to “It’s Funny Because He Didn’t Die”

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  2. Cardfan

    That catch + Wrigley = death.

    I wouldn’t show that video to Soriano too many times. He has enough of a problem catching the bunnies. Wouldn’t want to give him a complex about actually running one down towards the wall. Then he would be completely worthless. .271 avg and tied with Howard and Fats Fielder for Ks so far this season. $17M piece of garbage. Its guys like that who raise ticket prices and make me have to shell out $400 to see a baseball game with the family. At least our crappy defensive outfielder (Duncan) can turn out a higher average and RBI total so far this year for $825K.

    As for Ramirez – in typical Cubs fashion, he would have already had his good month and been ready for the nosedive. Might as well sit the slump out on the DL. (for reference , see the Fuko-dominator batting .125 in May)

  3. Butcher

    The HGH must have reinforced Rick’s spinal cord and prevented him from getting paralyzed there. Good for him.

  4. DaveB

    Cardsfan, do you really have nothing better to do all day but to go on Cubs sites and talk shit?
    We understand you hate the Cubs. We understand that you probably hate the Cubs more than you like the Cards (just like White Sox fans), but why don’t you just stick to your own cardinal sites and boards?
    I have never gone to another teams site to talk shit, just seems pointless to me and I have better things to do with my time.

    1. Cardfan

      Oh DaveyB, let go of your anger. I’ll get pissed sometimes (see above) and fly off the handle, but I don’t make stupid paranoid assumptions. In the short time we’ve known each other, you have referred to Cardinal fans as “trailor trash”, tried to convince yourself that I hate the Cubs more than Osama bin Laden, and, in effect, told me I should take my shovel and pail and get out of your sandbox.

      You’re bitter, dude. Now THAT’S pointless…

  5. DK

    Saved by the bill of his hat…