Archive for May, 2009


Enhanced Box Score: Astros 4, Cubs 5, May 16, 2009

Enhanced Box Score: Astros 4, Cubs 5, May 16, 2009

My friend, Matt, of Sharapova’s Thigh fame, described the game thusly: it’s one of those games that you’re happy to win, but you just feel like crap about it because[Read More…]

by May 17, 2009 Enhanced Box Scores
Ryan Theriot is Either on Steroids, or Doesn’t Have a Sense of Irony

Ryan Theriot is Either on Steroids, or Doesn’t Have a Sense of Irony

We’ve all said it. When Ryan Theriot started hitting bombs this year, we all made the same joke: he’s on the juice! Naturally, we didn’t actually believe it, but it[Read More…]

by May 16, 2009 Analysis and Commentary

HOORAY! Milton Bradley Wins His Stupid, Prideful Appeal! Sort of

HOORAY! Milton Bradley Wins His Stupid, Prideful Appeal! Sort of

MLB reduced Milton Bradley’s two-game suspension to one game yesterday. He’ll serve the one game today. Oh, did I mention that he sat out yesterday’s game? So the difference is[Read More…]

Enhanced Box Score: Padres 3, Cubs 11, May 14, 2009

Enhanced Box Score: Padres 3, Cubs 11, May 14, 2009

Offensive explosion and a sweep. Swoot.

by May 15, 2009 Enhanced Box Scores
Wait, You Say Chad Gaudin Hurt His Back HOW?

Wait, You Say Chad Gaudin Hurt His Back HOW?

Today, now a successful starting pitcher with the San Diego Padres, the Chicago Cubs welcome back the man acquired with Rich Harden last year, Chad Gaudin. Believe it or not,[Read More…]

God’s Wrathwatch: Zambrano Becomes a Minor Leaguer This Weekend

God’s Wrathwatch: Zambrano Becomes a Minor Leaguer This Weekend

Chicago Cubs ace Carlos Zambrano is working his way back from a bunt-induced hamstring injury, and things are looking relatively good. Carlos Zambrano, on the disabled list with a strained[Read More…]

by May 14, 2009 Chicago Cubs News
Enhanced Box Score: Padres 4, Cubs 6, May 13, 2009

Enhanced Box Score: Padres 4, Cubs 6, May 13, 2009

Rain-shortened win for the Cubs. Homers a-plenty. Good for Soriano. Good for Soto. But even the best for…

by May 14, 2009 Enhanced Box Scores

The Cubs Have an 88-Year Old Blind Cardinals Fan Scouting the Padres – No, Seriously

The Cubs Have an 88-Year Old Blind Cardinals Fan Scouting the Padres – No, Seriously

The last two decades of professional baseball have been marked by many things – steroids, dramatic salary increases, lavish ballparks. But one of the defining elements of the era has[Read More…]

by May 13, 2009 Analysis and Commentary
The Cublogoverse Has Another Cub

The Cublogoverse Has Another Cub

And you better catch it quick before the author gets demoted. Just kidding. I mean, did you see his homer last night? Bobby Scales is a new blogger on MLB,[Read More…]

by May 13, 2009 Chicago Cubs News
Enhanced Box Score: Padres 2, Cubs 6, May 12, 2009

Enhanced Box Score: Padres 2, Cubs 6, May 12, 2009

Jake Peavy comes to Wrigley to pitch against the Cubs, and woot woot the Cubs win. And Milton Bradley hit a 900 foot homer. But there can be only one[Read More…]

by May 13, 2009 Enhanced Box Scores
Sean Marshall to the Bullpen is Rearing its Head Again

Sean Marshall to the Bullpen is Rearing its Head Again

About a month ago, there were whispers that Chicago Cubs manager Lou Piniella would like to see Sean Marshall in the bullpen because he is a reliable lefty. But at[Read More…]

Derrek Lee Might Be Back Tonight

Derrek Lee Might Be Back Tonight

The Cubs may be one step closer to full strength tonight in the series opener against the San Diego Padres. Derrek Lee, who’s been out almost a week could be[Read More…]

by May 12, 2009 Chicago Cubs News

Ken Macha Thinks Ryan Dempster is a Head-Hunter

Ken Macha Thinks Ryan Dempster is a Head-Hunter

Milwaukee Brewers manager Ken Macha is only a douche by association: he is the new manager of the Brewers, and the Brewers are a collective douche, thus, he is a[Read More…]

by May 11, 2009 Analysis and Commentary
The Cublogoverse is Polling Things

The Cublogoverse is Polling Things

Our friends over at View from the Bleachers are conducting a Cubs Confidence survey, and they’d like you to hop over for a quick 30 second survey. Should be fun[Read More…]

by May 11, 2009 Chicago Cubs News
Enhanced Box Score: Cubs 4, Brewers 2, May 10, 2009

Enhanced Box Score: Cubs 4, Brewers 2, May 10, 2009

Just a good, solid win, folks. And that’s saying something.

by May 11, 2009 Enhanced Box Scores