Archive for May, 2009


The Cubs Have an 88-Year Old Blind Cardinals Fan Scouting the Padres – No, Seriously

The Cubs Have an 88-Year Old Blind Cardinals Fan Scouting the Padres – No, Seriously

The last two decades of professional baseball have been marked by many things – steroids, dramatic salary increases, lavish ballparks. But one of the defining elements of the era has[Read More…]

by May 13, 2009 Analysis and Commentary
The Cublogoverse Has Another Cub

The Cublogoverse Has Another Cub

And you better catch it quick before the author gets demoted. Just kidding. I mean, did you see his homer last night? Bobby Scales is a new blogger on MLB,[Read More…]

by May 13, 2009 Cublogoverse

Enhanced Box Score: Padres 2, Cubs 6, May 12, 2009

Enhanced Box Score: Padres 2, Cubs 6, May 12, 2009

Jake Peavy comes to Wrigley to pitch against the Cubs, and woot woot the Cubs win. And Milton Bradley hit a 900 foot homer. But there can be only one[Read More…]

by May 13, 2009 Enhanced Box Scores
Sean Marshall to the Bullpen is Rearing its Head Again

Sean Marshall to the Bullpen is Rearing its Head Again

About a month ago, there were whispers that Chicago Cubs manager Lou Piniella would like to see Sean Marshall in the bullpen because he is a reliable lefty. But at[Read More…]

Derrek Lee Might Be Back Tonight

Derrek Lee Might Be Back Tonight

The Cubs may be one step closer to full strength tonight in the series opener against the San Diego Padres. Derrek Lee, who’s been out almost a week could be[Read More…]

by May 12, 2009 Chicago Cubs News
Ken Macha Thinks Ryan Dempster is a Head-Hunter

Ken Macha Thinks Ryan Dempster is a Head-Hunter

Milwaukee Brewers manager Ken Macha is only a douche by association: he is the new manager of the Brewers, and the Brewers are a collective douche, thus, he is a[Read More…]

by May 11, 2009 Analysis and Commentary

The Cublogoverse is Polling Things

The Cublogoverse is Polling Things

Our friends over at View from the Bleachers are conducting a Cubs Confidence survey, and they’d like you to hop over for a quick 30 second survey. Should be fun[Read More…]

by May 11, 2009 Cublogoverse
Enhanced Box Score: Cubs 4, Brewers 2, May 10, 2009

Enhanced Box Score: Cubs 4, Brewers 2, May 10, 2009

Just a good, solid win, folks. And that’s saying something.

by May 11, 2009 Enhanced Box Scores

Chad Fox to the DL, Jose Ascanio to Savior

The predicted Chad Fox elbow supernova happened, and so he heads to his home away from home, the disabled list, and the Cubs have called up young righty Jose Ascanio[Read More…]


God’s Wrathwatch: Aramis Ramirez Out 8 Weeks or More, Derrek Lee to Have MRI

God’s Wrathwatch: Aramis Ramirez Out 8 Weeks or More, Derrek Lee to Have MRI

God really is an angry kid with a magnifying glass, gleefully and sadistically watching the ants that play for the Chicago Cubs burn. We have joked for years that the[Read More…]

by May 10, 2009 Chicago Cubs News
Enhanced Box Score: Cubs 6, Brewers 12, May 9, 2009

Enhanced Box Score: Cubs 6, Brewers 12, May 9, 2009

Man the bullpen sucks. Man the injuries suck.

by May 10, 2009 Enhanced Box Scores
It’s Funny Because He Didn’t Die

It’s Funny Because He Didn’t Die

Look, I know you’re down about the Aramis Ramirez injury. So I’m here to help. Enjoy Rick Ankiel repeatedly smashing his face into the outfield wall. Okay, well don’t enjoy[Read More…]

by May 9, 2009 Cubs Humor
God’s Wrathwatch: Aramis Ramirez Could Be Out Longer Than a Month

God’s Wrathwatch: Aramis Ramirez Could Be Out Longer Than a Month

There will be no avoiding the DL this time for Chicago Cubs third baseman Aramis Ramirez. According to a baseball source, Cubs third baseman Aramis Ramirez could be lost to[Read More…]

by May 9, 2009 Chicago Cubs News