Right there with you. You couldn’t make this crap up if you wanted to make him look like more of an idiot. I’ll be interested to see if his defenders resurface – how the hell do you defend this?

In other news…”Milton Bradley of the Chicago Cubs is convinced that the same people who staged the Apollo moon landing and 9/11 are not only holding Elvis against his will, but also calling Milton mean names through a surgically implanted speaker he unknowingly received during a root canal”

Those damn waiters – always talking smack at the table next to you…