Look, Alf. The homer was nice. But it’s obvious your knee is messed up, and there’s really not much that you’re going to help the Cubs with this year. If the Cubs aren’t encouraging you to get the MRI, tell them you’re getting it, and that’s that. If you require surgery, it’s better done now than a couple months from now.

Edit: Looks like Soriano finally is going to have the MRI on Monday.