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Laughing Because it isn’t the Cubs: Or, Why You Always Wear a Cup

Laughing Because it isn’t the Cubs: Or, Why You Always Wear a Cup

Laughing is probably the wrong word, gents. But that’s one of our “memes” here at BN, so we’re sticking with it. Warning – this story is not for the faint[Read More…]

by August 15, 2009 Cubs Humor
Obsessive Ramirez Dislocationwatch: Er, Head Cold Watch?

Obsessive Ramirez Dislocationwatch: Er, Head Cold Watch?

Aramis Ramirez missed yesterday’s game, after four days off for his ailing shoulder. So it was still the shoulder, right? Apparently not. It seems Ramirez is suffering from a really[Read More…]

by August 15, 2009 Chicago Cubs News
Enhanced Box Score: Pirates 2, Cubs 17(!) – August 14, 2009

Enhanced Box Score: Pirates 2, Cubs 17(!) – August 14, 2009

Well that was fun. And with that, the Cubs are scrambling to schedule the Pirates for every game remaining this year. That’s pretty much the only way they’ll win another[Read More…]

by August 14, 2009 Enhanced Box Scores
Justin Berg to Chicago, Jeff Samardzjia to Iowa

Justin Berg to Chicago, Jeff Samardzjia to Iowa

In case you missed the move yesterday (and missed the guy pitching at the end of yesterday’s game), the Cubs optioned pitcher Jeff Samardzija back to AAA Iowa in favor[Read More…]

Enhanced Box Score: Phillies 6, Cubs 1 – August 13, 2009

Enhanced Box Score: Phillies 6, Cubs 1 – August 13, 2009

No pitching, no hitting, no win. Remember when Lou Piniella put Kosuke Fukudome at 1 and Milton Bradley at two, and they were both raking? Thank God that’s over!

by August 13, 2009 Enhanced Box Scores
God’s Wrathwatch: Carlos Zambrano Back Next Week

God’s Wrathwatch: Carlos Zambrano Back Next Week

Chicago Cubs pitcher Carlos Zambrano is expected to be ready to go when his time on the disabled list is up. And apparently, the injury that put him there –[Read More…]

by August 13, 2009 Chicago Cubs News
The Brewers Cleaned House

The Brewers Cleaned House

Yesterday, the Milwaukee Brewers: Designated Bill Hall for assignment; Demoted JJ Hardy; Fired pitching coach Bill Castro; and Generally smelled like poo. Were it not for the Chicago Cubs’ pathetic[Read More…]

by August 13, 2009 MLB News and Rumors

Ted Lilly Beats the Crap Out of Minor Leaguers

Chicago Cubs starting pitcher Ted Lilly, whose return to the team becomes more inconsequential by the day, had a very successful rehab outting yesterday for Class A Peoria. Lilly threw[Read More…]

The Cardinals Might Work Their Voodoo Magic on John Smoltz

The Cardinals Might Work Their Voodoo Magic on John Smoltz

Sportswriter Bernie Miklasz says that St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony LaRussa wants another reliever to shore up the Cardinal pen – and the targets are veterans Justin Speier and John[Read More…]

by August 13, 2009 MLB News and Rumors
Enhanced Box Score: Phillies 12, Cubs 5 – August 12, 2009

Enhanced Box Score: Phillies 12, Cubs 5 – August 12, 2009

Not much to say here. Pedro shouldn’t have looked that good, and Samardzija/Marshall shouldn’t have looked that bad.

by August 13, 2009 Enhanced Box Scores
Is Bob Brenly Turning Into Steve Stone?

Is Bob Brenly Turning Into Steve Stone?

Before color commentator Steve Stone’s inglorious departure from the Chicago Cubs booth (and subsequent transformation into a squealing douche), he made some starkly critical comments about the team and about[Read More…]

by August 12, 2009 Analysis and Commentary
Obsessive Ramirez Dislocationwatch: Cortisone Shot

Obsessive Ramirez Dislocationwatch: Cortisone Shot

Chicago Cubs third baseman Aramis Ramirez received a cortisone shot on Tuesday, which will keep him out of the lineup likely for the rest of the Phillies series, but which[Read More…]

by August 12, 2009 Chicago Cubs News

God Relents: Ted Lilly Feeling Good, Rehab Start Today

A quick update on Chicago Cubs pitcher Ted Lilly: he’s feeling great after minor knee surgery and should rehab, and will start today for the Peoria Chiefs. If that start[Read More…]

by August 12, 2009 Chicago Cubs News
Enhanced Box Score: Phillies 4, Cubs 3 – August 11, 2009

Enhanced Box Score: Phillies 4, Cubs 3 – August 11, 2009

Sure, the Cardinals, Rockies and Giants all lost, so everyone says “at least the Cubs didn’t lose a game in the standings.” I’ve always hated that expression. Of course they[Read More…]

by August 12, 2009 Enhanced Box Scores
God’s Wrathwatch: Carlos Zambrano’s Back is Structurally Unchanged

God’s Wrathwatch: Carlos Zambrano’s Back is Structurally Unchanged

I know, I know. It seems like it’s all injury watches today. But, well… it is. Some moderately good news on the Carlos Zambrano injury front (not to be confused[Read More…]

by August 11, 2009 Chicago Cubs News
God Hates Slothwatch: Gorzelanny Injury Not Serious

God Hates Slothwatch: Gorzelanny Injury Not Serious

Tom Gorzelanny is not expected to miss his next start after suffering a contusion in last night’s game. The contusion, a fancy word for bruise, came off a Dexter Fowler[Read More…]

by August 11, 2009 Chicago Cubs News
Obsessive Ramirez Dislocationwatch: Aramis Could be Headed Back to DL

Obsessive Ramirez Dislocationwatch: Aramis Could be Headed Back to DL

There is no good news to report on the Aramis Ramirez front. The Cubs are now officially kicking around the possibility of sending the third baseman – and the Cubs’[Read More…]

by August 11, 2009 Chicago Cubs News
Enhanced Box Score: Cubs 5, Rockies 11 – August 10, 2009

Enhanced Box Score: Cubs 5, Rockies 11 – August 10, 2009

Um, didn’t we already see this game on Sunday? Same exact score, same exact horrible feeling.

by August 11, 2009 Enhanced Box Scores

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