Fact: 37% of household accidents are caused by the Chicago Cubs.

I didn’t make it to the second time through the Braves lineup before I’d dropped my remote control into the wall. Gotta watch those household accidents.

There are enough negatives from this game to fill a dozen Enhanced Box Scores, but allow me to offer a pre-enhancement: can we agree that Carlos Zambrano should never, ever be allowed to throw on Opening Day again? The guy may very well be the ace of the staff, but for five out of six straight Opening Days, he’s been brutal.

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