Imagine a dog. A loyal, friendly dog. As soon as you come home from work, there he is to greet you, day after day. He’s reliable and predictable like that.

But each time, you look down and can’t help but notice that he’s only got three legs. I mean, he’s still a nice guy, and you love him. He’s just predictable and three-legged.

That’s the 2010 Chicago Cubs.

  • Jacob

    And to think you wanted to trade him for Granderson Ace. :)

  • Ace

    Damn you, preservatory power of the Internet!