January 2011

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2011 Cubs Convention Notes So Far

2011 Cubs Convention Notes So Far

A quick rundown of a few newsworthy tidbits from this weekend’s Cubs Convention (larger news items will get a stand-alone article – like Carlos Silva suggesting he will definitely win a rotation spot): The Cubs are not happy with former teammate Ryan Theriot – who tore his teammates apart after he was dealt last year, [...]

Cardinals Prepare to Test the Limits of Their Voodoo Magic

Cardinals Prepare to Test the Limits of Their Voodoo Magic

We all know that the St. Louis Cardinals endeavored deep into the darkness of the Caribbean only to emerge after learning the secrets of the undead, the unholy, and the accursed. In other words, they acquired the mystical power of voodoo magic. Instead of harming those around them, Cardinal voodoo magic heals and strengthens even [...]

Cubs Sign Geovany Soto to $3 Million Deal

Cubs Sign Geovany Soto to $3 Million Deal

The Chicago Cubs have avoided arbitration with one of their tougher signs, taking care of catcher Geovany Soto for $3 million – basically in the ballpark of what he was expected to get. After a dominating rookie campaign, a terrible second season, and a solid third season, the reasonable range was probably as low as [...]

New Cub Fernando Perez is Not Happy With Me, And He’s Probably Right

New Cub Fernando Perez is Not Happy With Me, And He’s Probably Right

Sometimes the anonymity of the Internet creates a false sense of importance. Unfortunately for me, it also creates a false sense of unimportance. As some of you know, I occasionally also write parody news pieces for The Cubs Brickyard. It isn’t the passion project that Bleacher Nation is, and it therefore gets a whole lot [...]

Cubs Avoid Arbitration with Koyie Hill, Sign Reed Johnson to Minor League Deal

Cubs Avoid Arbitration with Koyie Hill, Sign Reed Johnson to Minor League Deal

Today the Chicago Cubs made a couple of minor moves. First, they avoided arbitration with back-up catcher Koyie Hill, signing him to a one-year, $850k contract. That’s right: Hill received a raise as a reward for hitting .552 last year. Correction. That was his OPS. A raise. He got one. Did you get a raise [...]