Humorous Take on Alfonso Soriano’s Contract

The Onion suggests a method for dealing with Alfonso Soriano’s cripplingly large contract. Emphasis on cripple. Thanks to reader Brent for the find.

Brett Taylor is the editor and lead writer at Bleacher Nation, and can also be found as Bleacher Nation on Twitter and on Facebook.

2 responses to “Humorous Take on Alfonso Soriano’s Contract”

  1. Cardfan

    “Giants suggest Barry Zito as a workout partner” Too frickin’ funny…

  2. DK

    I can’t believe there is still $72 million left on that contract. Unbelievable.