The Onion suggests a method for dealing with Alfonso Soriano’s cripplingly large contract. Emphasis on cripple. Thanks to reader Brent for the find.
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“Giants suggest Barry Zito as a workout partner” Too frickin’ funny…
I can’t believe there is still $72 million left on that contract. Unbelievable.