The Onion suggests a method for dealing with Alfonso Soriano’s cripplingly large contract. Emphasis on cripple. Thanks to reader Brent for the find.
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The implications for the Cubs and/or the Ricketts Family are unclear, but probably not serious, if they exist at all. I think. Well, I hope.
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The power righty announced the deal himself on Twitter.
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*Throat-clearing sound, and elbow in your ribs.*
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Some signings - like second rounder Rob Zastryzny - about which we'd already heard were also announced.
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“Giants suggest Barry Zito as a workout partner” Too frickin’ funny…
I can’t believe there is still $72 million left on that contract. Unbelievable.