March 2011

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Spring Training Miscellany: Cubs 2, Indians 1 – March 10, 2011

Spring Training Miscellany: Cubs 2, Indians 1 – March 10, 2011

What the heck is this? A pitcher’s duel? In Spring Training? Brett Jackson momentarily stepped outside of his struggling self to slap a two-out, game-winning single in the bottom of the 9th, vaulting the Cubs to a rare win. You may have seen (and by “may” I mean “better”) the Cubs 4th and 5th starters [...]

God’s Wrath Watch: John Grabow Has a Sore Shoulder

God’s Wrath Watch: John Grabow Has a Sore Shoulder

For many, learning that John Grabow has been struck down with an injury would be a sign of God’s benevolence, not his wrath. But Grabow is a part of this team – like it or not – so good health is better than bad. Fortunately, Grabow doesn’t have a serious injury. Already coming off knee [...]

Spring Training Miscellany: Cubs 4, Royals 13 – March 9, 2011

Spring Training Miscellany: Cubs 4, Royals 13 – March 9, 2011

In coachspeak: “Look, winning Spring Training games isn’t everything. But eventually, you’d like to start winning some. And moreover, you’d like to stop getting shit-stomped.” Matt Garza didn’t have it today, though most of the damage was done while he was relying solely on his fastball. Marlon Byrd continues to rake, though, so at least [...]

Why the 2011 Houston Astros Will Suck

Why the 2011 Houston Astros Will Suck

Editor’s Note: Yes, it’s that time of year again – the time for us to settle back into our protective bubble where the Chicago Cubs are destined for greatness, and every other team in the National League Central is bound for spectacular failure. If you’d care to check out last year’s fare: St. Louis Cardinals, Cincinnati [...]

Spring Training Miscellany: Cubs 0, Rockies 4 – March 8, 2011

Spring Training Miscellany: Cubs 0, Rockies 4 – March 8, 2011

Does that score haunt you? Indeed, it looks eerily familiar, given the Cubs’ performance over the past few years. Carlos Zambrano was once again solid in the runs column – just one in three innings – but he did give up five hits. Braden Looper also got three innings in, but gave up the other [...]