Enhanced Box Score: Cardinals 9, Cubs 1 – May 12, 2011 May 12, 2011, by Brett Taylor Enhanced Box Scores You’ll forgive the delay in today’s EBS – the beer in which I was drowning my frustration tasted too good to think about discussing this shit show. Actually, there isn’t much to discuss. It was a whoopin’. At least it counts as only one loss.HEAD DOWN TO THE COMMENTS OR SHARE THIS SWELL POST WITH YOUR FRIENDS: Post navigationPrevious PostPrevious post:Koyie Hill for President and Other Bullets – May 12, 2011Next Post Next post:Andrew Cashner Back to the Bullpen? and Other Terrifying Bullets – May 13, 2011More From Bleacher NationSure Sounds Like Manny Machado Will Be Traded to the Dodgers Soon (UPDATE)WILLSONNNN!!! Contreras With a Rocket Homer in the All-Star Game! (VIDEO)Pre-All-Star-Gamin’: Lineups, Broadcast Info, Game ThreadJoe Girardi, Dusty Baker, and Carlos Beltran Could Be in the Mix for the Cardinals’ Vacant Managerial GigJavy Baez and the Rest of the Cubs All-Stars Are Running the Red CarpetMLBits: Wacha Not Throwing, MiLB Grinding, Red Sox Pace, Verlander, DH, Utley, MoreMake Sure to Follow BN on Instagram for More Cubs GoodnessTEN(!) Regular Chicago Cubs Hitters Have Been Average or Better at the Plate This SeasonAdding the Designated Hitter to the National League “Gaining Momentum” Among PlayersWhat The … MLB Players Vote St. Louis Cardinals Fans as the Best in Baseball Author: Brett Taylor Brett Taylor is the Editor and Lead Writer at Bleacher Nation, and you can find him on Twitter at @BleacherNation and @Brett_A_Taylor.