If you predicted this outcome, please buy a lottery ticket. Today. For me.
Who knew that the secret to getting a good outing out of Doug Davis was to send him out there against a ridiculously stacked lineup. And here the Cubs have been sending him out against the shit-boxes of the league. Just save him for the big boys, Mike (oh, and next time, pull him after seven and 100 pitches).
And how about *another* spectacular catch from Reed Johnson, this time immediately after he comes in to play defense. Yo.