It’s a doctor-recommended, highly-powerful antiperspirant for people with “excessive underarm sweating.” That’s fine. It seems like a useful enough product.
Look, I appreciate the virtues of a dry armpit as much as the next guy, but the idea that some eight *thousand* more people like Certain Dri than Bleacher Nation – much less like their antiperspirant so much more than Bleacher Nation that they’ll gladly broadcast that fact to their family and friends on the Internet – is gnawing at me. It’s crushing my soul.
I won’t stand for it.
So, I’m telling you: “like” Bleacher Nation on Facebook. Do it here. As we enter the hottest rumor season of the year, it’s a great way to get all of the latest Chicago Cubs rumors thrown right into your Facebook feed.
And let’s be real – learning that the Red Sox are talking to the Cubs about Matt Garza is a hell of a lot more interesting than your brother’s girlfriend’s photos of her new dog.