In case you haven’t noticed the buried link at the bottom of the site, Bleacher Nation has a relationship with Unholy Cows, a funny t-shirt site for which the subject of the funny t-shirts is frequently the Chicago Cubs (note: Unholy Cows is NOT affiliated with the Cubs). Said relationship is basically that me and a buddy of mine, Geoff Stone, make funny shirts from time to time.
So, yeah, check them out. Sorry, no official Bleacher Nation shirts yet. And, yes, there are women’s cuts, too – you just have to click on the “shop” tab.
A few favorites, in addition to the beautiful and hilarious one to the right:
Love the St. Louis shirt.
Thanks. It makes me chuckle.
It’s so true, but it was Herpes.
Checked out the site. It’s nice and all, but there aren’t any ordering options for man slings. WTF, Ace?
I told you, dude. Backordered!
That was last week! No movement on the supply chain? Can’t you get those sweatshop kids’ little fingers moving any faster? And you call yourself an entrepreneur.
Ok, I lied. We’ve carried the banana hammocks every day for a month, but Caleb buys them out every single day at 9am.
I’ll sell you a slightly-used* one for a marked up price. Interested?
*”slightly” may or may not mean “extensively”
Well, as long as it’s extra-small, I should be OK.
I ONLY buy everything in extra-small. Everything.
XXS if they have it.
And do you want one that is brown NOW or that was brown to begin with?
Brown now, brown later — surprise me, baby!
See Ace? THIS is how you do customer service!
Caleb, where should I send your money? I have just about enough spare change in my couch cushions to make this work.
“Brown now, brown later — surprise me, baby!” Believe it or not, that phrase started my most recent relationship.
Just drop by a US Bank, throw all the change on the counter, and yell “get this to Caleb, Bitches!” That’s how I conduct my financials.
I like the way you roll. Lemme up my order to two man-kinis. Brown-optional.
“Bleacher Nation: Connecting people for meaningful relationships predicated on probably-soiled undergarments. Since 2008.”
Just ordered a shirt. “North Side”. Love Chicago. Maybe move back some day.
Right on. I like that shirt.
These rock! I can’t decide which one I like best but “Warning: Cards/Sox Fan Crossing” from the website deserves some seriously honorable mention!
Ha, thanks Jen.
I love the shirts, but my complaint is the same-
MOAR!
And yes, I will help design them if asked.
You’re not the only funny shirt maker on the Earth you know. Like that one time I was going to make a shirt that was all like “the cubs are good and the cards aren’t lolz!” with, like, a picture of wrigley and stuff. My mom thought it was great.
Brett, here is a free t-shirt idea for you:
Pepe Le Pew wearing a Cubs hat with Carlos Zambrano’s head photo-shopped in.
Caption: “We Stinks!”
I like that idea. I’ve been thinking about ironing ‘We Stinks’ on the back of my CubStyle shirt.
These are truly the greatest t-shirts in the history of clothing. Maybe…MAYBE…the loin cloth has them beat, but they’re the only other contender even in the conversation.
I just got the Big Z one…too funny!
That is, I ordered it…it didn’t take me too long to “get” it….snark (pre-emptive, proactive self- ball busting)
How about Cub fan bud smoking man.
Or Ronnie Woo Woo?
Hippie.