In case you haven’t noticed the buried link at the bottom of the site, Bleacher Nation has a relationship with Unholy Cows, a funny t-shirt site for which the subject of the funny t-shirts is frequently the Chicago Cubs (note: Unholy Cows is NOT affiliated with the Cubs). Said relationship is basically that me and a buddy of mine, Geoff Stone, make funny shirts from time to time.

So, yeah, check them out. Sorry, no official Bleacher Nation shirts yet. And, yes, there are women’s cuts, too – you just have to click on the “shop” tab.

A few favorites, in addition to the beautiful and hilarious one to the right:

  • Fishin Phil

    Love the St. Louis shirt.

    • http://www.bleachernation.com Brett

      Thanks. It makes me chuckle.

      • miggy80

        It’s so true, but it was Herpes.

  • http://twitter.com/thomaswconroy TWC

    Checked out the site. It’s nice and all, but there aren’t any ordering options for man slings. WTF, Ace?

    • http://www.bleachernation.com Brett

      I told you, dude. Backordered!

      • http://twitter.com/thomaswconroy TWC

        That was last week! No movement on the supply chain? Can’t you get those sweatshop kids’ little fingers moving any faster? And you call yourself an entrepreneur.

        • http://www.bleachernation.com Brett

          Ok, I lied. We’ve carried the banana hammocks every day for a month, but Caleb buys them out every single day at 9am.

          • http://calebshreves.blogspot.com Caleb

            I’ll sell you a slightly-used* one for a marked up price. Interested?

            *”slightly” may or may not mean “extensively”

            • http://twitter.com/thomaswconroy TWC

              Well, as long as it’s extra-small, I should be OK.

              • http://calebshreves.blogspot.com Caleb

                I ONLY buy everything in extra-small. Everything.

                XXS if they have it.

                And do you want one that is brown NOW or that was brown to begin with?

                • http://twitter.com/thomaswconroy TWC

                  Brown now, brown later — surprise me, baby!

                  See Ace? THIS is how you do customer service!

                  Caleb, where should I send your money? I have just about enough spare change in my couch cushions to make this work.

                  • http://calebshreves.blogspot.com Caleb

                    “Brown now, brown later — surprise me, baby!” Believe it or not, that phrase started my most recent relationship.

                    Just drop by a US Bank, throw all the change on the counter, and yell “get this to Caleb, Bitches!” That’s how I conduct my financials.

                    • http://twitter.com/thomaswconroy TWC

                      I like the way you roll. Lemme up my order to two man-kinis. Brown-optional.

                    • http://www.bleachernation.com Brett

                      “Bleacher Nation: Connecting people for meaningful relationships predicated on probably-soiled undergarments. Since 2008.”

  • Toosh

    Just ordered a shirt. “North Side”. Love Chicago. Maybe move back some day.

    • http://www.bleachernation.com Brett

      Right on. I like that shirt.

  • http://www.cubblogging.com Jen

    These rock! I can’t decide which one I like best but “Warning: Cards/Sox Fan Crossing” from the website deserves some seriously honorable mention!

    • http://www.bleachernation.com Brett

      Ha, thanks Jen.

  • http://calebshreves.blogspot.com Caleb

    I love the shirts, but my complaint is the same-


    And yes, I will help design them if asked.

    You’re not the only funny shirt maker on the Earth you know. Like that one time I was going to make a shirt that was all like “the cubs are good and the cards aren’t lolz!” with, like, a picture of wrigley and stuff. My mom thought it was great.

  • Fishin Phil

    Brett, here is a free t-shirt idea for you:

    Pepe Le Pew wearing a Cubs hat with Carlos Zambrano’s head photo-shopped in.
    Caption: “We Stinks!”

    • Laura

      I like that idea. I’ve been thinking about ironing ‘We Stinks’ on the back of my CubStyle shirt.

  • Butcher

    These are truly the greatest t-shirts in the history of clothing. Maybe…MAYBE…the loin cloth has them beat, but they’re the only other contender even in the conversation.

  • Zbo

    I just got the Big Z one…too funny!

  • Zbo

    That is, I ordered it…it didn’t take me too long to “get” it….snark (pre-emptive, proactive self- ball busting)

  • Rev. Bud Green

    How about Cub fan bud smoking man.

    • http://www.bleachernation.com Brett

      Or Ronnie Woo Woo?

    • http://twitter.com/thomaswconroy TWC


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