I Make Funny Cubs Shirts

In case you haven’t noticed the buried link at the bottom of the site, Bleacher Nation has a relationship with Unholy Cows, a funny t-shirt site for which the subject of the funny t-shirts is frequently the Chicago Cubs (note: Unholy Cows is NOT affiliated with the Cubs). Said relationship is basically that me and a buddy of mine, Geoff Stone, make funny shirts from time to time.

So, yeah, check them out. Sorry, no official Bleacher Nation shirts yet. And, yes, there are women’s cuts, too – you just have to click on the “shop” tab.

A few favorites, in addition to the beautiful and hilarious one to the right:

Brett Taylor is the editor and lead writer at Bleacher Nation, and can also be found as Bleacher Nation on Twitter and on Facebook.

27 responses to “I Make Funny Cubs Shirts”

  1. Fishin Phil

    Love the St. Louis shirt.

  2. TWC

    Checked out the site. It’s nice and all, but there aren’t any ordering options for man slings. WTF, Ace?

  3. Toosh

    Just ordered a shirt. “North Side”. Love Chicago. Maybe move back some day.

  4. Jen

    These rock! I can’t decide which one I like best but “Warning: Cards/Sox Fan Crossing” from the website deserves some seriously honorable mention!

  5. Caleb

    I love the shirts, but my complaint is the same-

    MOAR!

    And yes, I will help design them if asked.

    You’re not the only funny shirt maker on the Earth you know. Like that one time I was going to make a shirt that was all like “the cubs are good and the cards aren’t lolz!” with, like, a picture of wrigley and stuff. My mom thought it was great.

  6. Fishin Phil

    Brett, here is a free t-shirt idea for you:

    Pepe Le Pew wearing a Cubs hat with Carlos Zambrano’s head photo-shopped in.
    Caption: “We Stinks!”

    1. Laura

      I like that idea. I’ve been thinking about ironing ‘We Stinks’ on the back of my CubStyle shirt.

  7. Butcher

    These are truly the greatest t-shirts in the history of clothing. Maybe…MAYBE…the loin cloth has them beat, but they’re the only other contender even in the conversation.

  8. Zbo

    I just got the Big Z one…too funny!

  9. Zbo

    That is, I ordered it…it didn’t take me too long to “get” it….snark (pre-emptive, proactive self- ball busting)

  10. Rev. Bud Green

    How about Cub fan bud smoking man.

    1. TWC

      Hippie.