I’ve been using a certain photo of Prince Fielder for the Obsessive Prince Fielder Watch, and it occurs to me that this thing is ripe for captioning. I mean, just look at it. The possibilities are endless.

Anyone care to give it a go?

  • Jed

    And behold, the great vegan riseth from the midst of the non-believers…

  • Zack Ladner

    Do my pits smell

    • SirCub


  • Caleb Duncan

    “Woooooooo Weeeeeee!!! Sorry fellas, that Vegan Food really really tears me up!!! Someone open up the roof a little!!!!”

  • goatbusters

    Of course my crank is this big! *team falls down laughing*

  • Magilljl

    And Price celebrates with his “making it rain cupcakes” routine that drives all the women in Milwaukee crazy.

  • DWahl71

    “Oh yeah, blame the fart on the fat guy”

  • goatbusters

    You could also go with “AHH, I sat on one!”

  • Rick Vaughn

    As Prince describes how much the Cubs are going to give him next season, the rest of the team collapses. Giving themselves a head start to life on the bottom of the standings.

  • die hard

    is his fly open?…hope he doesnt view BN before signing with Cubs…could kill the deal…then what?!!….stuck with Soriano at 1B..

  • TWC

    Holy crap!  Is Prince ever in for a surprise when he realizes his teammates don’t really know how to do the whole “trust fall” thing.

  • CubSouth

    “Will the best player on this ballclub please keep standing” “Also the one that isn’t taking PEDs”

  • Jesse

    “I am the king of the NL Central”

  • Ron

    Ooops, I did it again!

    To easy but the fart joke was already taken.

  • DowntownLBrown

    Thia is what happens when Prince imitates Soriano’s hop.

  • Dan

    The bible told you I’d return one day.

  • die hard

    “Give it your best shot, Lord, but you cant hurt me”

  • Rick Vaughn

    You’re next Chuck Norris!

  • An lange

    And boom goes the dynamit…

  • Christopher Trengove

    The Meaty Messiah

  • kubphan82

    Fielder: “Alright I’ll suck in the gut”

    Team: “ROFL”

  • JasonB

    This vegan diet must be giving me hallucinations.  I thought there was a limbo bar here?

  • AJ

    Have you guys seen The Shawshank Redemption?

  • Cheryl

    Embrace me! I hold the world in my hands.

  • ReiCow

    Behold the power of my reeking underarms!


    Oops, looks like I forgot to put on my Old Spice this morning!

  • N8theGr8

    King Albert has fled to the AL West, so bask in the glory of the Prince of the NL Central. WrigleyVille shall be the next lands I conquer!

  • jh

    “Oh fuck he thinks one of us is going to catch him!”

  • N8theGr8

    Luckily, Fielder picked “Kevlar Uni Night” to sport his new M67 Frag Grenade belt buckle.

  • ferrets_bueller

    As Craig Counsel gingerly lowers himself to the ground, he thinks “Dammit Prince, I’m too old for this stuff.”

  • ferrets_bueller

    “Prince, you’ve really got to be more careful of people near you when you throw your weight around like that.”

  • ferrets_bueller

    Ever the trickster, Fielder has been known to spontaneously stick his gut out, sometimes taking down as many as 2 unsuspecting dozen people in the process.