I’ve been using a certain photo of Prince Fielder for the Obsessive Prince Fielder Watch, and it occurs to me that this thing is ripe for captioning. I mean, just look at it. The possibilities are endless.
Anyone care to give it a go?
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And behold, the great vegan riseth from the midst of the non-believers…
Do my pits smell
+1
“Woooooooo Weeeeeee!!! Sorry fellas, that Vegan Food really really tears me up!!! Someone open up the roof a little!!!!”
Of course my crank is this big! *team falls down laughing*
And Price celebrates with his “making it rain cupcakes” routine that drives all the women in Milwaukee crazy.
“Oh yeah, blame the fart on the fat guy”
You could also go with “AHH, I sat on one!”
As Prince describes how much the Cubs are going to give him next season, the rest of the team collapses. Giving themselves a head start to life on the bottom of the standings.
is his fly open?…hope he doesnt view BN before signing with Cubs…could kill the deal…then what?!!….stuck with Soriano at 1B..
Holy crap! Is Prince ever in for a surprise when he realizes his teammates don’t really know how to do the whole “trust fall” thing.
“Will the best player on this ballclub please keep standing” “Also the one that isn’t taking PEDs”
“I am the king of the NL Central”
Ooops, I did it again!
To easy but the fart joke was already taken.
Thia is what happens when Prince imitates Soriano’s hop.
The bible told you I’d return one day.
“Give it your best shot, Lord, but you cant hurt me”
You’re next Chuck Norris!
And boom goes the dynamit…
The Meaty Messiah
Fielder: “Alright I’ll suck in the gut”
Team: “ROFL”
This vegan diet must be giving me hallucinations. I thought there was a limbo bar here?
Have you guys seen The Shawshank Redemption?
Embrace me! I hold the world in my hands.
Behold the power of my reeking underarms!
or
Oops, looks like I forgot to put on my Old Spice this morning!
King Albert has fled to the AL West, so bask in the glory of the Prince of the NL Central. WrigleyVille shall be the next lands I conquer!
“Oh fuck he thinks one of us is going to catch him!”
Luckily, Fielder picked “Kevlar Uni Night” to sport his new M67 Frag Grenade belt buckle.
As Craig Counsel gingerly lowers himself to the ground, he thinks “Dammit Prince, I’m too old for this stuff.”
“Prince, you’ve really got to be more careful of people near you when you throw your weight around like that.”
Ever the trickster, Fielder has been known to spontaneously stick his gut out, sometimes taking down as many as 2 unsuspecting dozen people in the process.