Friday Night Captioning: Prince Fielder Goes Boom

I’ve been using a certain photo of Prince Fielder for the Obsessive Prince Fielder Watch, and it occurs to me that this thing is ripe for captioning. I mean, just look at it. The possibilities are endless.

Anyone care to give it a go?

Brett Taylor is the editor and lead writer at Bleacher Nation, and can also be found as Bleacher Nation on Twitter and on Facebook.

60 responses to “Friday Night Captioning: Prince Fielder Goes Boom”

  1. farmerjon

    Cannon ball off the high!!!

  2. ronnieboy

    And nearly two years later, to the day, Fukushima fell.

  3. mark

    When you’re sliding into 3rd and you feel a little turd…

  4. NyN

    Now is the time for bold changes

  5. tex134

    Thou shall be healed

  6. coal

    That honkey grandma be trippin’!

  7. Camiata2

    well, the boom goes the dynamite works, even though it’s a retread

  8. Hector

    If we don’t get fielder..I’ll lose faith in theo-logy. I know we wont win 95 games. But I at least want to be interested in next year. So far I’ll do what I did in 2011. Stop tunIng in in may

    1. JulioZuleta

      What if some team offers 9 years 240 million. Surely you wouldn’t want the Cubs to match that. Kind of ridiculous to make a statement like that. Sometimes the right moves are the ones you dont make, and not one of the big free agents that have signed fit a short and long term need for the Cubs. I’d like Fielder, but only at the right price, and I definitely won’t lose faith in the front office if we don’t get him.

  9. HoustonTransplant

    “The pizza was HUGE!!! I mean, seriously; it was like THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS big!”

  10. CubsFanatic

    Fielder used Earthquake!

  11. MichiganGoat

    Behold the first look inside a star exploding

  12. R.I.P. Santo

    I want THISSSSSSS many zeroes in my new deal Scott

  13. Ogyu

    “I’ll huff, and I’ll puff, and I’ll blo-o-o-o-ow your team down!”

  14. Robby

    I AM HUGE!! Fall before me as I bowl all of you into the…gutter? But seriously…he’s huge. Please oh please Cubbies (BELOVED Cubbies) don’t go overboard with this guy. A 10 year deal seems risky at best regarding a man of his size. Durability has to be a factor/question for Fielder with the Cubs offense set up the way it is for the next year or two. Back to the picture at hand. Fall befor me…I AM HUGE!!!
    P.S. Amazing he can run in the NL… oh wait he can’t.

  15. A.J.

    You shall not pass….me in line to the post game buffett!

  16. CubsFanatic

    Whomp! There it is!

  17. EtotheR

    “Beware the coming of Gozer!”

  18. EtotheR

    “Free Willy!”

  19. wilbur

    Stealing from a chick flick my wife took me to years ago,

    “Me, me, enough about me. What do you think of me?”

  20. SirCub

    Chest bump for the win!

  21. Katie

    This is my BOOM stick! (that was for you Bruce Campbell Army of Darkness geeks).

    Does this walk off home run make my butt look big?

    1. ferrets_bueller

      bruce campbell reference= winner

      1. Katie

        Gimme some sugar baby.

  22. Swaz46

    ALL YOUR HOME BASE ARE BELONG TO ME!

  23. necusfan

    12 members of the Milwaukee Brewers killed by superstar teammates vegetarian flatulence.

    If I weren’t so lazy I’d write a full-on Onion style article for this caption.

  24. Mario Baglio

    “MOVE ASIDE BREW CREW, IM FINALLY A CUB!”