I had the Doritos Taco from Taco Bell yesterday – yeah, it’s taco with a big Doritos chip as the shell. It is an indulgent, disgusting, delicious, and absurd as it sounds. And I want another.

  • Dusty Baker is still grumbling about his time in Chicago. Obviously, Baker doesn’t deserve all of the blame for keeping the (non)story alive – every time the Cubs and Reds play, he’s asked about the Cubs and Chicago. This time, Baker was asked about what kind of outside pressures/scrutiny/etc. that new Cubs manager Dale Sveum will face. Baker wouldn’t offer any advice, instead noting that the pressure Sveum feels will “depend on how they do.” He added: “You’ve got to wait a while until you can make that assessment. Give him a couple years and he might say the same thing. He probably won’t.” Baker, of course, isn’t really talking about Sveum, he’s talking about himself. For good measure, Dusty also explained that there isn’t a lot of patience with Cubs fans these days. “From my experience, patience wasn’t a real virtue. They’ve been patient for 100 years. That’s a hard sell in Chicago, more patience. They might be patient for a little while, but unlike any other place I’ve been, they count. People count. And they can add real good in Chicago.” Baker got four years in Chicago, each of which was ultimately worse than the last, while the Cubs made him among the highest paid managers in baseball.
  • Jeff Samardzija and Paul Maholm both felt good about their outings yesterday, and, more importantly in Maholm’s case, both still feel healthy.
  • The Blue Jays remain interested in adding a starting pitcher, and have kept tabs on Gavin Floyd and Joe Blanton among others. There haven’t been any rumors connecting the Blue Jays to Matt Garza in months, but, hey, if you’re looking for a starting pitcher, why not try and get the best you can get?
  • Brett Jackson continues to impress everyone who matters (and those of us who don’t), but impressive performance alone isn’t going to get him a ticket to Chicago. An injury or a trade are likely the only ways he breaks camp with the big club.
  • Anthony Rizzo wants to be like Prince Fielder – in terms of hitting ability, that is. Not, like, you know, circumference. Speaking of Rizzo and Jackson, an interesting thread is going on over at the Message Board about whether to be more psyched about Rizzo or Jackson as a prospect.
  • More fluff on Junior Lake and his relationship with Starlin Castro (the two came up from the DR together, and are separated in age by just three days). I found this quote from Lake to be just adorable: “One guy is in front and one is behind, but it’s not like they can promote two people for the same position at the same time. Castro was able to develop his abilities faster than I was, but he doesn’t think he is better than me and I don’t think I’m better than him. Neither of us is better than the other.”
  • Kevin Goldstein at BP ranked the Cubs’ farm system the 20th best (or 11th worst, I guess) in baseball. He did say on the radio last night that (1) the Cubs remain the “overwhelming favorite” to sign Jorge Soler, and (2) if they do, they’ll move up to somewhere in the middle of the pack.
  • The Cubs are discussed first among teams that upgraded their defense this offseason (with third base being the primary locale).
  • The Hardball Times previews the 2012 Cubs. How do they look? Let’s just say 2013 comes up a handful of times.
  • A small change to the CBA will make the Cubs’ roster decisions on Rodrigo Lopez and Trever Miller just a touch more difficult. In short, if a player has accumulated enough service time (six years, as Lopez and Miller have), and is signed to a Minor League deal, a team either has to release him five days prior to Opening Day, or plan on putting him on the 25-man roster on Opening Day, or plan on paying him a $100,000 retention bonus in order to send him to the minors. And, if the team elects the latter of those three options, the player gets the right to opt-out of his deal and become a free agent again on June 1. Stashing vets in the minors for depth is going to be quite difficult. If I had to guess, as of today, the Cubs would probably be willing to pay Lopez the bonus and take their chances on keeping him, whereas they’d probably either commit to Miller on the 25-man or release him.
  • We’ve been captioning a picture of Dale Sveum and Robin Ventura having a conversation at the BN Facebook page. Some funny suggestions for dialog already…
  • cjdubbya

    RE: the Sveum/Ventura picture – Sergio Padilla’s caption suggestion was the only one that made me literally laugh out loud. The dogs then looked at me weird, I felt strange…but that’s my favorite of the 35 up there.

    • http://www.bleachernation.com Brett

      Yeah, that one definitely made me laugh.

  • Smitty

    It seems like every change to the CBA seems to hamstring the new front office. Even if it is a “small” change. Is it just me?

    • http://www.bleachernation.com Brett

      Yes, but this one doesn’t really disproportionally hurt the Cubs, since vets like these aren’t really a critical part of a rebuild (any more than they are critical to a competitive team, that is).

  • Mike Foster

    Nice name badge Brett, if I never see another picture of Dusty Baker that would be fine.

    • http://www.bleachernation.com Brett

      Let that one be the only that you see.

  • Edwin

    I remember counting the number of at bats that Niefi Perez got while Baker was manager.

    • bluekoolaidaholic

      I remember more about counting the number of pitchers he abused.

  • Edwin

    Now that Theo is in charge, I hear that Cubs fans are even starting to try multiplying, dividing, maybe even square roots.

    • RoughRiider

      I was going to say something about the coefficient of friction but I decided not to.

      • SirCub

        Good decision. I would’ve called you a nerd.

      • OlderStyle


    • ferrets_bueller

      Some of us can even integrate and differentiate!

  • MichiganGoat

    Can we please just sweep the Dusty under the rug and foget it was here?

  • SouthernCub

    Crusty is such a DB

  • Sircub

    Look for me at the Reds game this year. I’ll be the one holding the sign that says, “Cubs fans add good.”

  • PKJ

    When I read about your food choices, I want to shut my computer off… and then go buy a taco.

  • Stan

    Look at that fat bastard subliminally stick his tongue out at us…

  • ferrets_bueller

    “but unlike any other place I’ve been, they count. People count. And they can add real good in Chicago.”


    Maybe that’s a skill you should have developed yourself, dusty…instead of perpetually leaving pitchers in games with high pitch counts.  But, of course, you wouldn’t know…since you can’t count.

  • Eric

    Every time, it seems EVERY damn time I read a new quote from Baker. There is atleast one “poor me” excuse. It really is getting old. From: My teams never quit on me, I’ve always had good teams. . to, They didn’t really add, they added after I was gone. OMG Dusty you had some incredible freakin talent while you were here. Sosa, Alou, Ramirez, Lee, Wood, Prior, Walker. Dale pretty much has crap to work with this year compared to what you did. And all I ever hear from this man is excuses.

  • cooper

    There is another beauty of an article in the Dayton paper where Dusty talks about hating to lose to the Cubs. He whines about how poorly he was treated in Chicago. Read it – it’ll make your blood boil a little. What an f’n dbag…

  • Cardfan

    Happy New Year to you. Enjoyed my hiatus and looking forward to the joys of spring. As part of my annual pilgrimage, I look forward to the “Why they suck” insights. By now, you would have several under your belt. I am at a loss! Will I be disappointed this year? Have the new found successes of your efforts (deservedly so, I might add) dictated a departure from the previous approach?

    • TWC

      You again!

      I’m most displeased your team didn’t resign Theriot to take up some of Pujols’ production.  Most.  Displeased.

      • ferrets_bueller

        *Yakety Sax immediately enters my head*

    • http://www.bleachernation.com Brett

      Welcome back, Cardfan. You’ve been missed (that’s actually sincere). Yeah, unfortunately you’re going to be disappointed – I’m not, at present, planning on doing that series this year. It just felt very … disingenuous to do it this year, given how I expect things to play out. I know the purpose of the series was never about being “right,” but still, it seemed off.

      • TWC

        Seriously?  Damn, I was just thinking yesterday how those should be coming up soon.  That sucks.  No she-views, no why-they-suck write ups — at a time when we need both of those things to get through a potentially awful season… what’s happening here?!?!

        • http://www.bleachernation.com Brett

          It’s not too late, but I’ll have to think about it. They are *a lot* of work, and the same jokes only work so many times in a row…

          (Also, who said no more She-Views? I haven’t made a decision on that one…)

          • TWC

            My mistake then, but it seemed like you said they were unlikely to reoccur this season over on the MB.

            • http://www.bleachernation.com Brett

              Nah. The plan is to continue having them, but I’ll probably just be a bit more sensitive to legitimate gripes about them, if you follow.

              • TWC

                I don’t follow.  I’m a visual guy.  Pictures, please.  Give me the worst case scenario.

                • http://www.bleachernation.com Brett

                  Worst case scenario is Megan Fox in a habit.

          • hardtop

            need i remind you that we enjoyed almost half of a season sans die hard because of the incredibly awesome, entertaining, and fun she-view. to eliminate them would not only be a disservice to the spirit of baseball and of bleacher nation, but would actually reduce the amount of quality commentary by diluting it with die hard’s comments (although her comments have been a bit more reasonable lately).
            there are many people that can write pithy and humorous reports and recaps (though, be certain, yours are the pithiest and the humoriest), but she view is one of your truly original contributions to the great legacy of the chicago cubs and their faithful fans. accept your place in the storied history of baseball, Brett, and continue to champion the cause of scantily clad women as an integral part of the game…. (beer too).

      • King Jeff

        Ok, someone is going to have to pick up the ball on this one. The why-they-sucks have always been some of my favorite posts. Now you’re telling me that there is no she-view either. MY BRAIN IS GOING TO IMPLODE!!!!

      • MichiganGoat

        The Horror, The Horror time to bring them to the message board

        • http://www.bleachernation.com Brett

          Not a bad idea. A thread for each team, and we can all go nuts on coming up with reasons they suck…

      • Cardfan


        In thinking about this, though, I am not sure how it could be considered disingenuous. You are merely advancing the case for another’s suckitude without making specific claims on your impending superiority. If that is disingenuous, then you have been so the last several years! Plus, it’s damn fine reading. I would be interested in the reaction of all the new converts, as well.

        …and, for the record, I am actually more concerned this year. There are NO expectations for the Cubs. That usually spells trouble.

        • King Jeff

          Damn It. I agree with Cardfan. I feel icky, but I agree with him.