I have a couple Cubs/Marlins bleacher tickets to next Thursday’s game (July 19 at 1:20 CT), but, unfortunately, I won’t be able to use them. Rather than sell them, I’d like to give them to one of you. So, here, catch.

Naw. Wouldn’t that be crazy?

Instead, here’s how I’m going to do it. See that there picture of Matt Garza? It’s begging for a caption.

So, to win the tickets, this is all you have to do: head over to the BN Facebook page, “like” it, and drop a comment on this picture on the wall offering your caption. The comment with the most thumbs ups by Sunday, July 15 at 4pm CT wins the tickets. It’s kind of like a democratic way of settling which caption is the best. (Or, which commenter has the most friends they can cajole into a thumbs up).

I’ll leave the tickets for you at will call, but make sure you respond to my Facebook message promptly if you’re the winner.

Because of the mechanics of this contest, you’ve got to be on Facebook to enter and win (my apologies). You can still offer your caption in the comments for fun and posterity, but you won’t be entered to win.

  • Travis Topp

    The Orioles are interested?

    • mark

      orioles are 5 games over .500 and in second place. Cubs are…somewhere in the range of holy fuck we suck, and oh I thought we were playing uno.

  • Rylee

    The aliens, they were huge!!!

  • Rty

    We’re outta SHAVING CREAM?!

    • http://www.bleachernation.com Brett


    • cubzfan23

      That funny considering how muc Garza lves him some shavn cream

  • James

    What!? You are bring in Marmol again when we are leading!

  • Jay

    What do you mean you can’t find the cats pajamas?

  • chrisMehica

    What, that was David Dejesus’ wife? I swear I didn’t know

    • chrisMehica

      (Extra points if you get the Ricky Vaugh/Major League reference)

  • ihartrizzo

    Turn your head and cough.

  • MaxM1908

    You’re telling me the throw to first after a bunt actually needs reach the first baseman?

  • MaxM1908

    Bleacher Nation posted a picture of me?

  • Lvcubfan

    …”you’ve been traded to Cleveland. ” But it’s my birthday! “Happy Birthday” get to Cleveland…

  • Spriggs

    You said not to think about it and just throw it to LaHair, remember?!?

  • Lvcubfan

    That was NOT my marijuana in the glove compartment! It must have been Gio’s!

  • Brandon Kakert

    “I’m getting traded to the Astros?! Houston, we have a problem.”

  • AJ

    I have Prince Feilders diaper around my neck!

  • Quintz

    Skip, I swear that guy in the 14th row looked exactly like Rizzo!

  • Matty Ice

    That is most definitely NOT a clown question bro.

  • Carew

    What in the world is that?!?

  • http://bleachernation.com someday…2015?

    “Soto ate my pre-game meal, what did you expect!?!”

  • AP

    I’m really getting sent to the freakin’ moon!?

  • Nick Nesler

    Oh bunt, I thought you said blunt!!

  • ColoCubFan


  • coal

    “I call this one my “Z” face.”

  • MikeG

    I just saw your pee pee and it’s HUGE

  • http://casualcubsfan.blogger.com hansman1982

    and when they told me I was traded to the Cubs I was all like…

  • RAS

    I’M pitch hitting?!

  • Jeremy

    “You mean you want me to throw the ball to 1st…”

  • Nick Nesler

    HOLY SH!@ you got Turner, Cast, Crosby, and Oliver for a guy with a 4 era.

  • Kubphan82

    We’re trading you to the Marlins for Zambrano.

  • Tommy

    Colonel Tigh is a cylon!?

  • Pat

    You mean I’m going to stay this color?