I have a couple Cubs/Marlins bleacher tickets to next Thursday’s game (July 19 at 1:20 CT), but, unfortunately, I won’t be able to use them. Rather than sell them, I’d like to give them to one of you. So, here, catch.
Naw. Wouldn’t that be crazy?
Instead, here’s how I’m going to do it. See that there picture of Matt Garza? It’s begging for a caption.
So, to win the tickets, this is all you have to do: head over to the BN Facebook page, “like” it, and drop a comment on this picture on the wall offering your caption. The comment with the most thumbs ups by Sunday, July 15 at 4pm CT wins the tickets. It’s kind of like a democratic way of settling which caption is the best. (Or, which commenter has the most friends they can cajole into a thumbs up).
I’ll leave the tickets for you at will call, but make sure you respond to my Facebook message promptly if you’re the winner.
Because of the mechanics of this contest, you’ve got to be on Facebook to enter and win (my apologies). You can still offer your caption in the comments for fun and posterity, but you won’t be entered to win.
“… and that’s why we’re moving Soriano back to 2B.”
YES I farted. You got a problem with that.
You don’t think I’m the cat’s pajamas?!?! WTF’s wrong with you?!?!
Heh, not that it matters, but how bout droppin my last name from that Brett? Been in form-fillin mode. If not, eh well. Don’t see the ability to edit…
Know you tell me, I thought I was supposed to throw the ball right down the middle.
Have you seen David De”mans” wife?!?!
I’m testing positive for greenies? No way, dude!
“You’ve won the Gold Glove”
“Wait, so i’m NOT being traded, make up your {badword} minds?!”
“You’re pregnant? AGAIN?”
wait, so you guys traded Sveum for Guillen?
“No I will not make with you!”
“I think I just saw a GOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Your telling me the first baseman wasnt in the stands?
“No I will not make out with you!”
^oops
“Blue you’re my boy! Thank you sir.”
a) “Pirates are STILL in first place?!”
b) “That wasn’t shaving cream in the pie?!”
c) “I can’t believe it’s not butter!”
Justin Bieber is here at Wrigley?!?!
+1
Thats not all, if you order now they’ll throw in a second one for free
You mean cats don’t wear pajamas?!
Winner.
Kerry Wood found who in the ivy?
Wait, I’m being sent down to AAA are you kidding me?
“Dude, I sharted. We have to go.”
“The AL just dropped the DH rule & so it does not matter where we trade you – you still have to hit “
Breaking News
http://cubsrumorsandnews.blogspot.com/2012/07/blockbuster-trade-could-be-in-works.html?m=1
“Matt, you won Brett’s tickets to next Thursdays game!”
Hey Matt, is that Cesar Izturis behind you?
The cutoff for a Slumpbuster is HOW MANY pounds??
“I can’t move my family to Detroit, Prince Fielder might eat them!”
Why the major leagues failed to adopt zombie coaches
Jim Hendry Was rehired!!!