I have a couple Cubs/Marlins bleacher tickets to next Thursday’s game (July 19 at 1:20 CT), but, unfortunately, I won’t be able to use them. Rather than sell them, I’d like to give them to one of you. So, here, catch.
Naw. Wouldn’t that be crazy?
Instead, here’s how I’m going to do it. See that there picture of Matt Garza? It’s begging for a caption.
So, to win the tickets, this is all you have to do: head over to the BN Facebook page, “like” it, and drop a comment on this picture on the wall offering your caption. The comment with the most thumbs ups by Sunday, July 15 at 4pm CT wins the tickets. It’s kind of like a democratic way of settling which caption is the best. (Or, which commenter has the most friends they can cajole into a thumbs up).
I’ll leave the tickets for you at will call, but make sure you respond to my Facebook message promptly if you’re the winner.
Because of the mechanics of this contest, you’ve got to be on Facebook to enter and win (my apologies). You can still offer your caption in the comments for fun and posterity, but you won’t be entered to win.
your trading me for ryan sweeny!?
ERMAHGERD
FERSBERL
Matt, you’ve been traded to the Rays for Chris Archer, Hak Ju Lee, Robinson Chirinos and Brandon Guyer.
Awww… COME ON!!! That throw wasn’t THAT bad!! LaHair should have caught that!! It was only a little bit to his left!!!
Cats actually have pajamas?!?!?
Don’t tell me I will be in the World Series this year with San Diego.
“I’ve been traded to Japan!”
Matt….we’ve traded you, Castro and Rizzo for AJ Pierczinski
Hey Matt, your mom says you are out of pizza rolls.
“You lost another one to Ditech?”
Marmol’s coming in for the Save?
I just saw Dale Sveum naked.
Elvis called and said he wanted his chops back!!
What????? I have been traded for Carlos Zambrano?????????
“Just when I thought I got off this awful team, you pulled me back in”
What do you mean my wife is having Twins!!!!
You want us to start doing towel drills?
What! There’s no santa Claus .
“The BCS is going to a 4-team playoff?”
Bosio: “Congratulations, Matt. You’ll be our representative in this year’s World Custard Pie Championship”
Garza: “Get the F’ out!…after all these years?”
Bosio: “Yeah, the folks out there really like your work…especially that one to the camera during the Rizzo interview”
Garza: “I knew this day would come”
http://worldcustardpiechampionship.co.uk/
WHERE. ARE. YOUR. PANTS.
Jek Porkins?! No Way! that’s my favorite Starwars character too!
There’s a vagina on my chin?
You’re putting me on a pitch count till traded!?! I just threw 50 in the first!
You traded me to the Royals?!
You did what to Dale Sevum’s mom?
Remember that girl last night? Turns out she was a man
They canceled Bozo!! When did that happen?
TOP SPIN?