It’s been a stressful few days for folks who are obsessed with the Chicago Cubs, as we are. There was a lot to be upset/annoyed/troubled about, and I’m not talking only about the Ryan Dempster saga. We need a group hug, or at least the Internet equivalent of the same.

So, what do you say we all come together and blow off some steam by captioning this hilarious picture of Geovany Soto?

  • TWC

    “Ryan Dempster did WHAT?!”

    (Sorry, too soon?)

    • Brett

      I knew it was you, TWC. You broke my heart.

    • MichiganGoat

      “Damn TWC got some good shit”

  • BeyondFukudome

    “I just woke up from a nap and got blindsided!”

  • dudeski

    in before marijuana joke

    • Trigger

      The vaporizer just shorted out on me, talk about a buzz.

  • nkniacc13

    What the Cubs could get something for me?

  • BeyondFukudome

    “Now listen up, Ryan. One finger means fastball, two means curve, three means slider, and when I make this face, it means you’re a douchenozzle.”

  • mrejr8234

    Rumor had it that Sveum had the most vicious farts in the majors. Soto found out first hand….2 months ago.

  • Matt R.

    “suffering succotash”

  • Sandberg

    “Cesar Izturis is making the rounds again.”

  • Andyrussell299

    “hello everybody!” (someone has to take over Dempster’s Harry Carray impersonations.

    • TWC


  • d-seg

    Yep….it was wet. Damn it.

  • Brett

    “My in socket fork not good cucumber snore rug.”

  • Dean

    Oh Boy…..Shouldn’t had those beans for lunch!

  • Goat

    Oh, look at my pretty hair! I’m sooo pretty! And I was a star football player at Notre Da…….what? He’s right behind me, isn’t he?

  • Smitty

    I need to shower and I just dropped a load in my drawers…but I’m not pretending to be fine with my trade to the Vancouver Canucks! Sure Dempster wishes he could go there, but I’m not sure about the type of …UM? … ” recreation” I could get up there. Besides, I’m not a hockey player…unless you are watching my at-bats.

  • CubsWon08

    Man, I have to stop eating so much fiber.

  • Trigger

    What’ll happen if I put my finger in this light socket? Eeeee!

  • Mysterious4th

    You really thought we would win the WS this year? Pass me back my weed if it makes you think that!

  • Curt

    I just won the publishers clearing house lol

  • Evenbetternewsv2.0

    I just met Theo’s stalker and she makes me want to go to confession.

  • DarthHater

    Lord Brett:

    Your photo captioning gimmick is a clever ploy to try to distract people from embracing their venom and anger, but you are not clever enough to defeat the Dark Side of the Force.

    • Brett

      I can feel your anger…

  • Curt

    I’ve been bamboozled . I’ve been traded for mark prior

  • thejackal

    lmao good on goat

  • Luke D

    “Excuse me. This must be the ganja talking.”

  • Anthony

    “This is how I avoid being traded to the Braves.”

  • Abe Froman

    Have you seen my baseball?

  • Bart

    Have you seen my baseball??

    • Abe Froman

      You owe me a coke.

      • Bart

        Done. Wonder how many seconds you got me by. Great name, by the way. A person shouldn’t believe in an -ism….he should believe in himself :)

        • Abe Froman

          Wise words.

  • http://bleachernation loyal100more

    nice brett… i mean we couldnt even get chatty about the game today and the EBS or rizzomg’s great day at the plate.

  • Whiteflag

    Why do chicks give me this look, when I ask for their number?

  • someday…2015?

    “I knew I should of gone to the bathroom before we started.” :)

  • Trigger

    In his best Pacino voice… “You wanna f*ck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!”