It’s been a stressful few days for folks who are obsessed with the Chicago Cubs, as we are. There was a lot to be upset/annoyed/troubled about, and I’m not talking only about the Ryan Dempster saga. We need a group hug, or at least the Internet equivalent of the same.
So, what do you say we all come together and blow off some steam by captioning this hilarious picture of Geovany Soto?
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Actually, this is what I assumed he looked like normally, considering his plate approaches.
What? You’re serving a goat burger?
2 entries:
“Is this real life?”
and
“I can’t feel my tongue! Novocain ith awethome!!”
Moo.
“My new hair gel tastes like burning”
They all squeeled on bleacher nation when they thought demp would accept a trade for delgado.
Dempster’s still here??? Awkward!!
Herro! My name is a kosuke ah fool-ah-dome-a!!
Politically incorrect, but hilarious.
Classic!
It was unfortunate that Geovany Soto died suddenly in his sleep. Before the media caught wind Theo unthawed the first clone of his tenure. Soto #2 was about half a Windex bottle deep, grinning enthusiastically, ‘It tastes BLUE’ he shouted to the cocker spaniel. Just then Theo and Jed made disappointed eye contact and knew without a word, back to the drawing board.
Badgers suck… Sorry had to.
Alright, who put glue in my mask again?
You’re right, my tongue does taste like chicken!
This is my Mike Tyson impression
“Its called a deep shaft piercing…. I think I need a bigger cup…..”
Just reading this one is painful, lol.
I swear Joe West crapped himself
Fuck, my hair looks sexy this way!
“Damn, Garza needs to stop using cheap gin when he spikes the Gatorade”. *gag*
Ttthhhoooo…thicking yo tongue in a light thocket ith a bad thing???
I thaid It’th Thoto! My name ith Thoto, why can’t you thay it right?
That ain’t funny. Zambrano’s gotta stop sending me a Fart in a Box. That’s rank!
SQUEALLLLLLLL!
What do you mean I am being traded to Miami – I don’t want to catch Zambrano again!
I’ll never challenge Campana to a race again…I barely beat him!!!
“This is how I block a trade.”
Maybe if I bite my tounge off they will send me back to the DL!
Ok mr. designer, make my bobble head look like…this !!
Ha, that would be the best bobblehead ever.
Miami – what do you mean I get to catch Zambrano again?
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, BEETLEJUICE!
I can’t hold it anymore Dale I really have to go!
Ahhh Brain Freeze.
“Tweaked”
Maybe if I pull this bat out of my ass I can hit over .210