It’s been a stressful few days for folks who are obsessed with the Chicago Cubs, as we are. There was a lot to be upset/annoyed/troubled about, and I’m not talking only about the Ryan Dempster saga. We need a group hug, or at least the Internet equivalent of the same.

So, what do you say we all come together and blow off some steam by captioning this hilarious picture of Geovany Soto?

  • Matt

    Actually, this is what I assumed he looked like normally, considering his plate approaches.

  • Cheryl

    What? You’re serving a goat burger?

  • ReiCow

    2 entries:

    “Is this real life?”


    “I can’t feel my tongue! Novocain ith awethome!!”


  • robert

    “My new hair gel tastes like burning”

  • shally

    They all squeeled on bleacher nation when they thought demp would accept a trade for delgado.

  • mra

    Dempster’s still here??? Awkward!!

  • EQ76

    Herro! My name is a kosuke ah fool-ah-dome-a!!

    • Trigger

      Politically incorrect, but hilarious.

    • Goat


  • Abe Froman

    It was unfortunate that Geovany Soto died suddenly in his sleep. Before the media caught wind Theo unthawed the first clone of his tenure. Soto #2 was about half a Windex bottle deep, grinning enthusiastically, ‘It tastes BLUE’ he shouted to the cocker spaniel. Just then Theo and Jed made disappointed eye contact and knew without a word, back to the drawing board.

    • EvenBetterNewsV2.0

      Badgers suck… Sorry had to.

  • steamcorners

    Alright, who put glue in my mask again?

  • TSB

    You’re right, my tongue does taste like chicken!

  • XD40

    This is my Mike Tyson impression

  • baldtaxguy

    “Its called a deep shaft piercing…. I think I need a bigger cup…..”

    • Trigger

      Just reading this one is painful, lol.

  • cubchymyst

    I swear Joe West crapped himself

  • Cuyler-Stephenson-Wilson

    Fuck, my hair looks sexy this way!

  • Blitzenjohn

    “Damn, Garza needs to stop using cheap gin when he spikes the Gatorade”. *gag*

  • David

    Ttthhhoooo…thicking yo tongue in a light thocket ith a bad thing???

  • Brody

    I thaid It’th Thoto! My name ith Thoto, why can’t you thay it right?

  • Darwin Fred

    That ain’t funny. Zambrano’s gotta stop sending me a Fart in a Box. That’s rank!

  • Roy


  • Jim

    What do you mean I am being traded to Miami – I don’t want to catch Zambrano again!

  • Jared

    I’ll never challenge Campana to a race again…I barely beat him!!!

  • Anthony

    “This is how I block a trade.”

  • LostInTheIvy

    Maybe if I bite my tounge off they will send me back to the DL!

  • chris

    Ok mr. designer, make my bobble head look like…this !!

    • Trigger

      Ha, that would be the best bobblehead ever.

  • Jim

    Miami – what do you mean I get to catch Zambrano again?

  • MC2

    Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, BEETLEJUICE!

  • Leo

    I can’t hold it anymore Dale I really have to go!

  • Kansas Cubs Fan

    Ahhh Brain Freeze.

  • Windy City Misfit


  • Koko

    Maybe if I pull this bat out of my ass I can hit over .210