Let’s All Take a Deep Breath, and Caption This Geovany Soto Picture

It’s been a stressful few days for folks who are obsessed with the Chicago Cubs, as we are. There was a lot to be upset/annoyed/troubled about, and I’m not talking only about the Ryan Dempster saga. We need a group hug, or at least the Internet equivalent of the same.

So, what do you say we all come together and blow off some steam by captioning this hilarious picture of Geovany Soto?

Brett Taylor is the editor and lead writer at Bleacher Nation, and can also be found as Bleacher Nation on Twitter and on Facebook.

108 responses to “Let’s All Take a Deep Breath, and Caption This Geovany Soto Picture”

  1. Frank

    Oh snap, Demp wait til these psycho fans find out that you never blocked that trade and it was just one last final prank before you had to the ATL

  2. Cheryl

    So dat eas a knuckleball? All dis time I thought it was a curve wit wings.

  3. Jimbo

    Damn that wasn’t a Pepsi it was a fricking spit cup.

  4. coal

    “Those greenies in the clubhouse are made out of people.”

  5. Curt

    this weed is the “cats pajamas”. and I’ll never smoke weed with Willie again

  6. RicoSanto

    I swallowed a Doob

  7. oswego chris

    HEY YOU GUYS!!!

    looks like Chunk from Goonies,,,with hair…

  8. Master Dan

    GROUP HUG ANYONE??? group_hug.jpg

  9. cubmig

    Caption: “Yeah! I used my ventriloquist voice for the water cooler Ryan picked up to throw and had it yell”: ‘HEY!!!!! NOT AGAINST THAT WALL!!!!!!!’

  10. Shawn H

    “Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue”.

    1. coal

      Nice airplane reference.

  11. Lakeshot

    Geo: Man, you guys ain’t showing me s*t. I’ve been smoking since I was two!
    Hector: Hey, hey… take it easy holmes!
    Geo: I know what I’m doing man… shut the f* up!
    (Geo takes another drag while Hector and Friend laugh)
    Hector: Whoa holmes take it easy esse!
    (Hector and friend laugh harder)
    (Geo starts twitching)
    Hector: It’s angel dust, holmes!
    (Geo leaps from the car while tugging at his face)
    (Flash forward)
    Geo: … And I ain’t been right since. That’s why i’m all like, screw Hector!

  12. Vladimir

    “mmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. . . . . Fa~a~a~a~a~AAAAAAAARTTT!!”

  13. Bz

    “That was what? …bathsalts?! Jesus, why didn’t you tell me?!”

  14. Brian Peters

    “Samardjia’s behind me, isn’t he? Shit I owe him some money!”

  15. CBP

    What is my batting average?

  16. CBP

    Teammate: you know Moise Alou once was rumored for peeing on his hands before games. Maybe you should try it. Maybe it will help you. Geo: So your saying I have to do this to hit better.

  17. Joshua Edwards

    “Thweet.”

  18. Bill In Plainfield

    FRANKS AND BEANS!

  19. Alec

    “Maybe if they think I’m retarded it will excuse me batting below the mendoza line …

    where’s the bong?”

  20. Shawn H

    “Wow, is Theo pissed!”

  21. Vladimir

    “You *****ed us out of Delgado? fuuuuuuu”

  22. John78154

    I sure hope that’s a bat in Sharks hand…

  23. John78154

    Beer…Best damn drink in the world. Stay thirsty my friends!

  24. Evolution

    They didn’t leave me alone until I shanked that dude in the laundry room…

  25. White Sox Nation

    Now I look like those cheese heads up in Wisconsin!!!!!!!!!!

  26. SouthernCub

    Caption: “Did y’all see the face Garza just made?!”

  27. Ogyu

    “I really need to get a new catcher’s mask.”

  28. Sosa23

    He’s high

  29. Brandon - AA Correspondent

    Forget the rally caps…..

    It’s all abut RALLY HAIR

  30. Lloyd Christmas

    “I got a turtlehead poking out”