It’s been a stressful few days for folks who are obsessed with the Chicago Cubs, as we are. There was a lot to be upset/annoyed/troubled about, and I’m not talking only about the Ryan Dempster saga. We need a group hug, or at least the Internet equivalent of the same.
So, what do you say we all come together and blow off some steam by captioning this hilarious picture of Geovany Soto?
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Oh snap, Demp wait til these psycho fans find out that you never blocked that trade and it was just one last final prank before you had to the ATL
So dat eas a knuckleball? All dis time I thought it was a curve wit wings.
Damn that wasn’t a Pepsi it was a fricking spit cup.
“Those greenies in the clubhouse are made out of people.”
this weed is the “cats pajamas”. and I’ll never smoke weed with Willie again
I swallowed a Doob
HEY YOU GUYS!!!
looks like Chunk from Goonies,,,with hair…
GROUP HUG ANYONE???
Caption: “Yeah! I used my ventriloquist voice for the water cooler Ryan picked up to throw and had it yell”: ‘HEY!!!!! NOT AGAINST THAT WALL!!!!!!!’
“Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue”.
Nice airplane reference.
Geo: Man, you guys ain’t showing me s*t. I’ve been smoking since I was two!
Hector: Hey, hey… take it easy holmes!
Geo: I know what I’m doing man… shut the f* up!
(Geo takes another drag while Hector and Friend laugh)
Hector: Whoa holmes take it easy esse!
(Hector and friend laugh harder)
(Geo starts twitching)
Hector: It’s angel dust, holmes!
(Geo leaps from the car while tugging at his face)
(Flash forward)
Geo: … And I ain’t been right since. That’s why i’m all like, screw Hector!
“mmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. . . . . Fa~a~a~a~a~AAAAAAAARTTT!!”
“That was what? …bathsalts?! Jesus, why didn’t you tell me?!”
“Samardjia’s behind me, isn’t he? Shit I owe him some money!”
What is my batting average?
Teammate: you know Moise Alou once was rumored for peeing on his hands before games. Maybe you should try it. Maybe it will help you. Geo: So your saying I have to do this to hit better.
“Thweet.”
FRANKS AND BEANS!
“Maybe if they think I’m retarded it will excuse me batting below the mendoza line …
where’s the bong?”
“Wow, is Theo pissed!”
“You *****ed us out of Delgado? fuuuuuuu”
I sure hope that’s a bat in Sharks hand…
Beer…Best damn drink in the world. Stay thirsty my friends!
They didn’t leave me alone until I shanked that dude in the laundry room…
Now I look like those cheese heads up in Wisconsin!!!!!!!!!!
Caption: “Did y’all see the face Garza just made?!”
“I really need to get a new catcher’s mask.”
He’s high
Forget the rally caps…..
It’s all abut RALLY HAIR
“I got a turtlehead poking out”