Enhanced Box Score: Cubs 0, Padres 2 – August 8, 2012

Another day, another embarrassing offensive performance. And this one didn’t even feature Brett Jackson striking out four times.

Jeff Samardzija was pretty great today, allowing just six base runners and one run over seven innings. But, even that wasn’t enough, because, like, your offense has to score at least one run to even have a chance of winning.

I’m gonna catch some hell for this enhancement, but since I drew it with my own two hands …

Brett Taylor is the editor and lead writer at Bleacher Nation, and can also be found as Bleacher Nation on Twitter and on Facebook.

96 responses to “Enhanced Box Score: Cubs 0, Padres 2 – August 8, 2012”

  1. RY34

    more like SUCK in every way possible. total disgrace, young, old, veteran rookies, they all suck, not even worth spending time watching them unless you wanna have a heart attack. Reds will sweep us too.

  2. Steve

    Hail! to the victors valiant
    Hail! to the conqu’ring heroes
    Hail! Hail! to Michigan
    The leaders and best!

    Hoke is going to bring us a winner…and soon.

  3. GoldenCub

    One of the few downsides to this site…Brett is a MI fan…ugh.

  4. Ben in Nebraska

    Let’s get the college football talk going!! Haha Wrong helmet Brett… it’s time to put on the Big Red Husker N on the side of that thing!

  5. MightyBear

    Michigan sucks worse than the Cubs. I-L-L I-N-I!

  6. Jason

    Brett, you’ve let me down. I’m relatively new here, and I realize that makes my opinion almost worthless, but I feel like the wind has been taken out of my sails now that I know you like that awful school down the road. Those people there are so rude to any former MSU alumni that is forced to go to U of M…Ron Mason (former MSU hockey coach) can’t even take his family down to Ann Arbor because they are treated so poorly. I’ll leave it at that, but know that there are MANY more things I could say about the quality of U of M fans. SPARTANS all the WAY!