Occasionally, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one fandom to experience a promotion so ridiculous, so bizarre, and so glorious that we are collectively impelled to exclaim its existence from the highest of rooftops.
Today the Chicago Cubs revealed their special promotional events for the 2013 season, and resting comfortably among the Weather Education Day, Singles Night, and Halfway to St. Patrick’s Day promotions is Cubs Zubaz Night on September 23.
If you buy a ticket to that game through the Special Events page, you get a pair of Cubs Zubaz, which you will be required (by me) to immediately put on. For those unfamiliar with Zubaz, be it due to age or a resistance to awesomeness, you can educate yourself here.
You can check out the other Cubs Special Events for the year here.