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milb logoRemember that competition last year where fans decided the best names in the minor leagues?

Well, it was awesome, and it’s back. Holy crap there are some beautiful names in minor league baseball.

The format is slightly different, featuring one-off, head-to-head matchups that you vote on, and there’s an overall leaderboard. I preferred the NCAA Tournament style bracket, but, hey, we’ll take what we can get.

You can see the competition here, and start picking out your favorite names. Among the Cubs in the competition: Matt Szczur, Bijan Rademacher, Taiwan Easterling, and 2013 draft pick Giuseppe Pappacio, who currently stands in 9th. Former Cub Felix Pie is in there, I guess in a second go-around. Rock Shoulders is absent from the list, which I assume is because he was last year’s winner.

Indians catching prospect Sicnarf Loopstok is currently in the lead, which, OK. I accept that. But if Diamondbacks pitching prospect Jose Jose doesn’t overtake Sicnarf by the end of this thing, I just don’t know what I will do with myself.

A couple others I really like: Michael Goodnight, Storm Throne (I think that’s a ‘Song of Fire and Ice’ book), and Delta Cleary, Jr. (because someone wanted that name to live on).

Any favorites out there?

  • kuvihorken

    sicnarf loopstok forever.

    • waittilthisyear

      what nationality is sicnary loopstok?

      • Cyranojoe

        The web says he’s from Aruba.

      • Coldneck

        Naturally, he’s from OK.

  • http://bleachernation.com someday…2015?

    I’m with you Brett. I can’t see how Jose Jose doesn’t win… Storm Throne is a good one though.

    • cubmig

      Storm Throne? ……..mmmm? Sounds like a porn screen name. Is that name for real?

  • On The Farm

    Kenneth Peoples-Walls, Damien Magnifico, Exicardo Cayones, and Mookie Betts were some of my favorties.

  • daveyrosello

    I literally LOL’d when I read “Jose Jose.” That is freaking awesome.

    • cubmig

      ……..”Jose Jose” is also the artistic name of a Latino singer.

  • Joycedaddy

    It’s Jose Jose or bust. That’s the best freaking name I’ve ever heard.

  • Cyranojoe

    What about Rougned Odor???

    • Steven

      15th place is far too low for Rougned Odor. He needs to be higher!

      • DarthHater

        Yea, that doesn’t smell right.

  • Kevin

    Sounds like a player in an Abbott and Costello skit.

  • Headscratchin

    Speaking of Abbot and Costello – I saw a Facebook post going around the other day that has a picture of a baseball player standing on 1st base with the nw of Hu on his jersey. Awesome!

  • Headscratchin

    *name of Hu. Where is that edit button?

  • Gabe Athouse

    CAN’T STOP VOTING FOR STUPID NAMES!!! Thanks Brett

  • J.L.

    I can’t believe Boss Moanaroa is not in the top 10.

  • mjhurdle

    off topic, but i just heard that the Phillies are announcing Sandberg as their new manager at 1:30 CST.

    • mjhurdle

      Jim SalisburyVerified account
      ‏@JSalisburyCSN
      Phillies to make manager change, sources say. Press at 230.

      • Mr. B. Patient

        Where’s Die hard?

        • DarthHater

          Yes, he really should be here to gloat/take a bow. :-D

    • Jon

      This is going to get the Chicago meatballs “rilled” up

      “Dats why Da Cubs are know damn good, dey shulda hired dat RyAN Sandberg”

      • Cubbie Blues

        I disagree with you a lot, but that dis da trute.

      • mjhurdle

        lol, agreed.

        prepare for the floodgates to be opened on the ‘OMG THEY SHOULDA HIRED SANDBERG!! WE WOULD BE IN DA PLAYOFFS!!”

  • sprtswiz1

    Random side note. For anyone that watches the TV series Sullivan & Son there is a Character named Ahmed. What’s his real name you ask….that’s right you guessed it. Ahmed Ahmed.

  • Caleb

    HAHA yes!

    Anyone remember Name of the Year.com??

    That was a rockin site till the owners got lazy. I still love Doby Crotchtangle– #6 of all time? I beg to differ.

  • Idaho Razorback

    I grew up in a town where we had a real estate agent named Allan Allen. What were his parents thinking? As far as Jose Jose, that translates to Joe Joe. We all at one time knew somebody name Joe Joe, didn’t we?

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/653cc0c5f0eded621ab13b4f631de7da.png Cizzle

      Played golf with a kid growing up named William Williams.

    • On The Farm

      I had a college class with two brothers both had the same last name (obviously), same first name (muhammad, again not that weird), and the same middle name. My professor had no clue how to distinguish one from the other for tests.

    • DarthHater

      I have visited New York, New York.

      • On The Farm

        I have eaten Mahi Mahi, I thought it was awful awful

        • DarthHater

          I used to like Puffa Puffa Rice. Also had the greatest commercial ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvCxfdcl1yM

          • Todd

            Kind of pathetic day after day.

            • DarthHater

              No, you know what’s really pathetic? Some snotty-nosed little pissant who feels to compelled to whine because somebody posted something meant to be funny under a story about “Moniker Madness.”

              • Todd

                “Meant to be funny” was mis-understood by a majority vote. But we know you will keep trying, hour after hour after hour after hour.

                • DarthHater

                  Well, keep checking in whenever your not busy picking your nose.

                  • ssckelley

                    Now that is not funny you low life #@%&#@#%$#&!

                  • DarthHater

                    *you’re (damn!) :-P

  • Dusto

    Can’t leave Quackenbush, Forrest Snow & Forrest Allday off this wacky list

  • DarthHater

    I wonder if Sicnarf has a brother named Francis (and parents with a really strange sense of humor). Or maybe they were standing in front of a mirror when they filled out his birth certificate.

    • On The Farm

      Heh

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/653cc0c5f0eded621ab13b4f631de7da.png Cizzle

      Missed it until your post, but that reminds me of Nomar.

  • N8theGr8

    Storm Throne should definitely name his bat, “Mjölnir.”

  • Jonathan

    Sicnarf is Francis backwards. Thanks for the inspiration, Harry.

  • Chase S.

    Hey cool, I went to college with Storm Throne.

    Jose Jose for the win.

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