If you hang a figurative meatball to Anthony Rizzo, odds are, he’s going to figuratively mash it.
But what happens if you hang a literal meatball to Anthony Rizzo?
Well, the answer is: he entertains us.
The meatballs didn’t stand a chance.
Did you catch the part where Rizzo tasted his bat? If he could please do that the next time he hits a homer, I think we’d all appreciate it.