A small update to last night’s breaking news: Jorge Soler is being promoted to the Chicago Cubs, but, contrary to the initial report, it sounds like he won’t be joining the team (at least in a playing capacity) today.

Instead, according to multiple reports, Soler’s actual debut will come on Wednesday. That’s tomorrow. So, to be clear: today is not Jorge Soler Day. Tomorrow is Jorge Soler Day. That just means the hyping fun will last a little longer than expected.

You may resume your regularly-scheduled joy.