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Dan Haren Drops Some Extremely Candid, and Hilarious, Knowledge on Twitter

Chicago Cubs News, Cubs Humor

When the Chicago Cubs picked up Dan Haren to be their new fifth starter for the stretch run in 2015, most thought he was probably nearing the end of his career. Haren later confirmed that suspicion, and then ultimately retired after the Cubs’ playoff run was at a close.


And now we all benefit from that decision, as Haren is revealing quite a bit about his playing days on Twitter:

(Haren had famously threatened to retire if the Dodgers traded him – which they later did, to the Marlins.)

And the one to bring it all home – the one that knocked me off of my chair in laughter:

There’s quite a bit more in Haren’s feed worth checking out, and not just from today. Dude is funny and #real.


Here’s hoping that post-playing-days candor becomes a thing.


Brett Taylor

Brett Taylor is the Editor and Lead Writer at Bleacher Nation, and you can find him on Twitter at @BleacherNation.