Imagine coming home to a huge set of enormous, unopened packages. You didn’t order anything; certainly nothing of this magnitude. There’s no identifying label. It’s a mystery.
What might it be? Candy? Gold? Diamonds? Rubies? Diamond rubies?
No. It’s better.
Much better:
600 bobbleheads of ex-Padres Chris Denorfia dumped on San Diego doorstep. Via @nbcsandiego https://t.co/KFWfZiR1BB pic.twitter.com/vjfshl9ITM
— NBC News (@NBCNews) November 13, 2015
An army of Chris Denorfia bobbleheads (they weren’t actually in a large box together, but that preserved the fun of the mystery – watch the video for the full story). Life doesn’t get any sweeter.
Actually, that’s not true: it would be sweeter if they’d all been opened, lined up and waiting like a comically nodding army. And when I thought of that, I was reminded of this: