It hasn’t been a great 24 hours for the Houston Astros’ mascot, Orbit. First, he had trouble persuading a young Oakland A’s fan to switch teams, and now he’s losing his sh*t and getting bullied by the “selfie-squad.”
Okay, maybe not really, but stick with me here for a second.
After losing his hat over the railing, a group of girls start taking selfies with it as he waits powerlessly on the other side of the bars. Eventually, though, he gets a little frustrated and reaches back over the railing to snatch the hat right off her head and out of frame.
Check it out:
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I just found the right filter, you jerk!
I’m sure whoever is wearing the big green costume didn’t mean to look that visibly frustrated, but maybe no one told him there are no taksies-backsies in baseball (or maybe he wasn’t angry at all and this was just pretty hilarious). Either way the result is pretty funny … or creepy.
I’m not quite sure:
Nightmares … nightmares for weeks.Â