No Baseball? Let A.J. Pierzynski and Johnny Damon Fill Your Eyeballs with Wrestling

Now that the Chicago Cubs have won the World Series, I have no trouble bringing up the White Sox’s title back in 2005 – gosh that was so long ago, that poor franchise and fanbase – and the way the players celebrated afterwords.

For example, after hitting a robust .262/.340/.571 with three homers in just 48 plate appearances during the 2005 postseason, White Sox catcher (and expert fake pitch-framer) A.J. Pierzynski tried his hand at professional wrestling, and he wasn’t half bad … after all, he has the temperament:

Whoops. Wrong Video. Not sure how that got in there.

Here’s the one I meant to share:

Everything about this exchange is just so perfect, but did you manage to catch Johnny Damon in there? That’s – by far – my favorite part: “Johnny Damon just handed Pierzysnki … a home plate, it looked like!”

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… because all baseball players walk around with a spare home plate. I suppose you never can know when a pickup game might start or a fellow MLB player needs to smash someone over the head.

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Michael Cerami began covering the Chicago Cubs for Bleacher Nation as a part-time contributor in 2015. One year later, he joined Bleacher Nation full-time, covering the Chicago Cubs and Major League Baseball. Today, Michael runs Bleacher Nation, contributing as a writer (Cubs, MLB) and an editor for all sections of the site, including the Chicago Bears, Bulls, and Blackhawks, as well as MLB, NBA, NHL, and NFL. In 2019, Michael was the co-host of NBC Sports Chicago's Cubs Post-Game Show Outside the Ivy. You can find him on Twitter/X @Michael_Cerami

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