Are you looking for love in all the wrong places? Have you grown sick of the bar scene? Are you looking for that special someone to spend the rest of your life with? Can you hit a 92 MPH slider on the outside corner?
Then I have the site for you.
Okay, before writing this post, I considered sharing the following video as if it were not a parody, but instead simply a commercial for an online dating site for Minor Leaguers with whom we were partners. I’m kinda regretting not doing that for real.
Either way, I think you’re going to enjoy this … unless you’re actually a Minor Leaguer, because then it might it way too close to home:
Here are some testimonials from real users!
“I had tried lots of athlete dating sites before, I mean there was Fourth Down Dating and Hockey Hookups, but there was nothing out there like Minor League Love.” – Girl in the video
“There’s not a lot of women on there.” – Guy in the video
The gentleman in the video is 26-year-old Giants prospect Matt Pare, and this isn’t his only video. In fact, he has an entire channel dedicated to these hilarious parodies and has a really great attitude/ability to joke about life as a Minor Leaguer.
After all, they need our help too: