Among the many proverbs and learned lessons of life, I’ve found these three “Don’t(s)” to be the most useful. To the best of my ability, I try to live by these rules:
Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.
Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth
Don’t play dodgeball with a softball player.
After all, if you count your chickens before they hatch, you’ll misvalue your assets. If you look a gift horse in the mouth you’ll look ungrateful for what you got. And if you play dodgeball with a softball player, well, you’ll get your buttocks handed to you on a silver platter.
Like these ladies.
Right around the 9 second market, the girl in the grey shirt unleashes hell on an opposing player. A few seconds later, she nails another one:
All I know is that is one hell of an arm – she’d certainly be my first pick.
Oh, and can someone get some ice over here!