It may have been painful to part with Chris Sale, but investing in the future is one rewarding way to live.
Whoa … I knew they were good, but I didn’t know they were *THIS* good.
He’s the unanointed hit-king of our generation … and my fantasy team thanks him.
These are truly sad times.
Fundamentals, people. They matter.
He’s been on base five times, hit two homers, and set a new Astro’s record. That’s a good day.
Gomes tricked himself more than anyone.
Altuve’s got some serious wheels
Not bad, Orbit, not bad.
Just let these kids keep their damn foul balls okay?!
That would be a fantastic catch on flat ground!
Bye-bye baseball, bye-bye loss.
Everything’s bigger in … oh you get it.
Also: Correa’s dog is named Groot.
Bust out ‘The Naked Gun’ references!
Six of the best players in baseball all play shortstop and can’t rent cars.
This’ll be something he never forgets.
He got the ball, though. So who looks silly now?