♫ You know it’s hard out there for a pitch ♫
Can’t take your eye off the ball. Er, cake.
A simple tweet would have sufficed, but oven mitts will do just fine.
“Upon further review, we were completely incorrect about everything always.”
Nobody likes bugs. If they say they do, they’re lying.
Jason Kipnis is a lover (and a joker), not a fighter.
Last Night’s Highlights: Conforto Throws 94 MPH to Get Arrieta at the Plate; Lindor, The Phillies, More
Michael Conforto may have saved the game with a 94.3 MPH strike from right field.
All that matters is that I made the catch, right? RIGHT?!
Which play was the best? I can’t even tell.
Francisco Lindor is a treat to watch.
He was not especially close on either ball.
On the catwalk? Yeah? The catwalk?
“Come play baseball at Progressive Field right now! … jk.”
Yes! A home run! Light ’em up! … er … uh oh.