Patterns – patterns everywhere. I see them.
Oh, Odubel. What are you doing, man?
Selfish Giancarlo Stanton Wants All the Homers for Himself, Robs Daniel Murphy of His 23rd Dinger in Right
Wow. Stanton won’t let anybody else have any homers. How rude.
If he hits his projections, Stanton will be just the third guy to hit 50+ homers in a decade!
Trout also just added his 1000th hit, which means Harper’s right on his tail.
You won’t find Stanton at the top of any defensive statistic leaderboards, but for one brief moment last night, he was a gold glover.
Well we came in expecting a lot, and that’s just what we got!
Well, a “supposed” dropped third strike, that is.
Who wouldn’t want to see Harper step up to the plate against Max Scherzer.
Now that’s how you write an obituary.
“I guarantee you’re going to throw your helmet faster, harder, and with more velocity.”
I think I’m supposed to say … A likely story.
Woof. A “foul tip” keeps the game alive when it should have been over.
Bryce Harper: The Most Hated Man in Philadelphia
Yup. That’s a real headline. And baseball-related!
Bryce Harper has some WHEELS!
16 Phillies came to the plate that inning. My lord.
Bryce Harper’s got himself a streak.
Nine swings, nine misses, and three outs? Yeesh. Maybe basketball?