Now that’s how you write an obituary.
“I guarantee you’re going to throw your helmet faster, harder, and with more velocity.”
I think I’m supposed to say … A likely story.
Woof. A “foul tip” keeps the game alive when it should have been over.
Bryce Harper: The Most Hated Man in Philadelphia
Yup. That’s a real headline. And baseball-related!
Bryce Harper has some WHEELS!
16 Phillies came to the plate that inning. My lord.
Bryce Harper’s got himself a streak.
Nine swings, nine misses, and three outs? Yeesh. Maybe basketball?
What an awesome way to earn a fan.
MVP returning to form? You can always tell in the first Spring Training at bat, right?
Trying to light a fire under his players, Nationals manager Matt Williams asks for the boot in Game 2 of the 2014 NLDS.
Insane catch + 2 outs in the 9th inning of a no-hitter? Yup, you remember that one a few years later.
Good for the Nationals … or whatever.
Dan Plesac … psychic, lucky, or smart?
Jayson Werth –> guilty of gnome crime in the first degree.
So apparently you *can* Eephus me twice.