Why take batting practice with boring, old baseballs?
It’s still very early, but the Cubs are leading, and there has been a little fun to be had.
This is a joke, and it is April Fools’ Day, but this is not an April Fools’ Day joke.
Welington Castillo makes literal what Cubs fans felt metaphorically.
A little random Twitter fun for the day.
Or maybe five? Ten? A hundred!? BREAK ALL THE WINDOWS.
Ever want to rank Chicago Cubs shirseys? Well, the guys at Cespedes Family BBQ did, and I helped. Because I’m kind.
And it’s left Myles cheering for the Cardinals. Again.
He’s just a DM away.
I might start this year.
80’s. Hair. Matt Garza. How can that miss?
It’s the image – well, the collection of images shown in rapid sequence to approximate a video – that will stick in my mind.
Everything you need to know about how the Cubs performed in the first half. Or nothing you need to know. Whichever.
Blood and broken bats everywhere.