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A Soriano Signing Time Haiku


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#1 Patrick

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 10:27 AM

It has been five years
and seven months and five days
Since this article

http://sports.espn.g...tory?id=2668465

#2 Brett

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 10:42 AM

Never liked the deal.
Was worried he would break down.
I guess I'm psychic.

#3 BlueHorizons

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 10:53 AM

Sori in Cubs' blue;
"missing piece" in house!!
How could Cubs not win?

(just HAD to have TWO exclamation points!! [snicker])

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 01:00 PM

Soriano is lazy
Fans are reactionary fools
Sori can kick their ass

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 02:40 PM

Soriano is lazy
Fans are reactionary fools
Sori can kick their ass

you gotta check your haiku rules :)

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 06:03 PM

running with the pitch
catcher poised to gun me down
where have my knees gone?
And that's a bad miss...

#7 BFiddy

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 06:05 PM


Soriano is lazy
Fans are reactionary fools
Sori can kick their ass

you gotta check your haiku rules :)


my contention is
poetry is what you make it
so his poem can take whatever shape he wants it to as long as it clearly isn't prose...
And that's a bad miss...




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