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Who would win in a fight Dick Tidrow or Chuck Norris?


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#1 Sam

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Posted 19 October 2011 - 04:24 PM

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Posted 19 October 2011 - 05:01 PM

Ain't even close. Come ON:
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Game OVER.

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Posted 19 October 2011 - 05:11 PM

Chuck Norris would rip off Tidrow's mustache and bitch slap him with it in a single move that no camera could catch. There is no competition Tidrow would be sucking his thumb in the fetal position after the first minute and thats only because the only bone Chuck wouldn't break his Dick's thumb.

There are no competitors for Chuck in this earthly plane.

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Posted 19 October 2011 - 05:30 PM

Chuck Norris would rip off Tidrow's mustache and bitch slap him with it in a single move that no camera could catch. There is no competition Tidrow would be sucking his thumb in the fetal position after the first minute and thats only because the only bone Chuck wouldn't break his Dick's thumb.

There are no competitors for Chuck in this earthly plane.


I think Ditka could take him.

#5 Brett

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Posted 19 October 2011 - 05:38 PM

Chuck Norris is now 71 years old. That's a fact.

Dick Tidrow grows younger and stronger by the day.

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Posted 19 October 2011 - 11:19 PM

Dick Tidrow feeds off the hatred and non-belief in him that resides in all of us. He only gets stronger with each post like yours, MG

#7 MichiganGoat

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Posted 20 October 2011 - 06:17 AM

Chuck Norris is now 71 years old. That's a fact.

Dick Tidrow grows younger and stronger by the day.

Anyone who has watched enough Kung Fu movies know that the older a master gets the more powerful he becomes, Chuck would turn Dick into his own personal Total Gym in five seconds flat.

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Posted 20 October 2011 - 07:32 AM

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#9 MichiganGoat

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Posted 29 February 2012 - 07:22 PM

This post showed up on page 4 of google search for DT, so I want to say that I was visited by a wise man and hereby retract my positions. DT would beat any person living or dead without even trying. I'm sorry Mr. Tidrow I have learned my lesson.

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Posted 01 March 2012 - 07:10 AM

Some of you newer folks may not remember this, but in MG's original avatar the goat had horns. Dick Tidrow found out MG was disrespecting him, tore the horns off his little goat head and shoved them up his little goat ass.

True story - Puppet's Honor!
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#11 MichiganGoat

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Posted 01 March 2012 - 07:50 AM

Oh Puppet tell the whole truth the reason your avatar looks in pain is because one of those horns was shoved up your arse, then the hippie was forced to smoke those horns, and Ace was forced to reveal his true identity. Tidrow is the real driving force behind this blog- never forget!

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Posted 01 March 2012 - 02:58 PM

Oh Puppet tell the whole truth the reason your avatar looks in pain is because one of those horns was shoved up your arse, then the hippie was forced to smoke those horns, and Ace was forced to reveal his true identity. Tidrow is the real driving force behind this blog- never forget!

Ahh, the history of Bleacher Nation. I get teared up every time I read it.

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Posted 01 March 2012 - 03:01 PM

Who is this hippie that you people keep prattling on about?

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Posted 01 March 2012 - 07:09 PM

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