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A Mullet for $1000 in cash.


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#1 Sweet James Jones

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Posted 22 October 2011 - 05:39 PM

So, I have somewhat shaggy hair at the moment. I attribute this to me being lazy and not getting a damn haircut.

Me and a friend were out celebrating the hiring of Epstein and drinking shots.

I told my friend that I actually thought about growing my hair out to shoulder length. Or I might finally say fuck it and get my hair cut.

My friend stopped me in mid-sentence and said he had a great idea.

"Dude, if you cut your hair into a mullet and wear it that way for one month Ill give you 500 dollars."

Of course I said fuck you.

Then another friend of ours heard this, and added that he too would add another 500.

Now these arent bad friends guys and these men have the money, so Im not worried about getting stiffed.

But I would like an opinion about this.

Would you cut your hair for 1000 dollars and leave it that way for a month?

Just one stipulation was added, If I go out to the bar, I cant wear my Cubs hat. So ill be full on with my majestic mullet hair.
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Posted 23 October 2011 - 07:47 AM

A thousand bucks for a month of a mullet? Shit, I'd do it for the story, alone!

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Posted 23 October 2011 - 10:01 AM

I'd definitely do it for $1000. Unless I were damn sure they'd be paying, I'd want the money deposited with a trustworthy third party *before* I got the haircut.

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Posted 23 October 2011 - 11:36 AM

Well its going to be really fun when I go to the Jay-Z/Kanye West concert next Saturday.
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Posted 23 October 2011 - 12:33 PM

without the slightest hesitation, I would do this. Just make sure theyre actually going to pay you

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Posted 23 October 2011 - 02:13 PM

Well its going to be really fun when I go to the Jay-Z/Kanye West concert next Saturday.


You must take pictures. And post them. You can blur out your face if you want the anonymity, but please don't deprive us of seeing a white man with a mullet at a Jay-Z/Kanye West concert.

And please wear an old flannel shirt (tucked in), jeans (acid-washed if you can find them), cowboy boots, and a monster belt buckle.

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Posted 23 October 2011 - 02:24 PM


Well its going to be really fun when I go to the Jay-Z/Kanye West concert next Saturday.


You must take pictures. And post them. You can blur out your face if you want the anonymity, but please don't deprive us of seeing a white man with a mullet at a Jay-Z/Kanye West concert.

And please wear an old flannel shirt (tucked in), jeans (acid-washed if you can find them), cowboy boots, and a monster belt buckle.

Holy Moses, yes. Please. Please.

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Posted 24 October 2011 - 01:02 AM

If you do it put the 3 lines in your head like Kane's playoff mullett

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Posted 24 October 2011 - 07:53 AM

I think you would be dumber NOT to do it...

should ask them if they would throw in an extra $500 each if you grew a Holland-esque moustache...




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