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[TWC]

A parasitic louse that crawls into your mouth, vampirizes your tongue, then clamps itself onto the withered stub so it can ride around inside you and drink your mucus for the rest of your mutual lives...



http://wtfevolution....into-your-mouth

[SirCub]

Thanks for the nightmares.

[Tommy]

ok, that's disgusting.

[Cubbie Blues]

At least you can use it's body as your new tongue.

[TWC]

At least you can use it's body as your new tongue.

You win some, you lose some.

[fromthemitten]

speaking about horrifying things from the sea:


the blobfish aka me after going to Golden Corral

[Spencer]

Dude the deep sea is fucked up. there's a reason that shit like that is way down there where no one can see it.

Half related, I am terrified of squid and octopus, and all my friends make fun of my and tell me it's irrational because I will never likely be faced with one. But I call shenanigans on them, because I could swim in the ocean and be wrapped up in their tentacles.

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[Cubbie Blues]

I think your link it broken.

[Brett]

Two words:

Atlantic Wolffish.

[fromthemitten]

Octopuses are one of the most intelligent invertebrates. They're able to escape their aquariums and strangle you in your sleep get into other aquariums where their food is kept.

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[justinjabs]

So I took a sex class over winter and one of the things we read about was the mating habits of those anglerfish. The male's only purpose in life is to find one of those freaky things (you've seen Finding Nemo, yes?) and then start sucking on its skin... until it is absorbed onto the flesh of the female and eventually just becomes a few testicles for the woman to reproduce with.

Crazy shit.

[Tommy]

also correctly pick World Cup winners

Incorrect again, Mittens!

[fromthemitten]

I hope this redeems me

[Cubbie Blues]

Absolutely marvelous!!!

[Spencer]

fuck that noise man.