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#1 TWC

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 07:28 PM

A parasitic louse that crawls into your mouth, vampirizes your tongue, then clamps itself onto the withered stub so it can ride around inside you and drink your mucus for the rest of your mutual lives...

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#2 SirCub

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 06:55 AM

Thanks for the nightmares. :(

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 01:12 PM

ok, that's disgusting.
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#4 Cubbie Blues

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 01:13 PM

At least you can use it's body as your new tongue.

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 01:17 PM

At least you can use it's body as your new tongue.


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Posted 31 January 2013 - 01:37 PM

speaking about horrifying things from the sea:

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the blobfish aka me after going to Golden Corral

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 03:19 PM

Dude the deep sea is fucked up. there's a reason that shit like that is way down there where no one can see it.

Half related, I am terrified of squid and octopus, and all my friends make fun of my and tell me it's irrational because I will never likely be faced with one. But I call shenanigans on them, because I could swim in the ocean and be wrapped up in their tentacles.

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#8 Cubbie Blues

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 03:22 PM

I think your link it broken.

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 03:27 PM

Two words:

Atlantic Wolffish.

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 03:41 PM

Octopuses are one of the most intelligent invertebrates. They're able to escape their aquariums and strangle you in your sleep get into other aquariums where their food is kept.

also correctly pick World Cup winners

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 04:01 PM

So I took a sex class over winter and one of the things we read about was the mating habits of those anglerfish. The male's only purpose in life is to find one of those freaky things (you've seen Finding Nemo, yes?) and then start sucking on its skin... until it is absorbed onto the flesh of the female and eventually just becomes a few testicles for the woman to reproduce with.

Crazy shit.

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 04:41 PM

also correctly pick World Cup winners


Incorrect again, Mittens!
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 05:44 PM

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#14 Cubbie Blues

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 06:17 PM

Absolutely marvelous!!!

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 06:38 PM

fuck that noise man.




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