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#1 Oswego Chris

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Posted 30 October 2011 - 01:18 PM

I chalk this up as one of those cases where "real life" may be funnier or more bizarre than anything you could make up. A New Jersey couple is fighting for the custody of their 3 children after they were removed from their home due to "unsafe conditions". The names of the three children: Honzlynn Hinler Campbell(girl), JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Canpbell(girl) and young boy Adolf Hitler Campbell. The Campbells deny they are Neo-Nazi's, even though their home is full of "swastika decorations". ( I am not making this up) I am hoping this weird story inspires Larry David to do another season of Curb Your Enthusiasm. It inspired me to apply it to the Cubs.

So here are some names that might get a kid taken from a home in Chicago, or at least Wrigleyviille.( with random last names)

Steve Bartman Jones
Tony LaRussa Schwartz
Mark Prior Arminjuries Nelson
1969 Mets Miller
Jim Hendry
Harry Carry Isdead Hamilton
E-Six Gonzalez
Teardown Wrigley Thompson
Hundred Andthree Andcounting Smith(legally changed each year)
Dusty Baker
Lou Brock Hall O. Famer Benson
Corkin' Sosa Swanson
Kerry Wood Arminjuries Nelson( twin boys)
Meninblewit 1984 Franklin
Shoot Ronnie WooWoo Wilson
Bravesace Maddux Butler
Eleven Cardinal Titles Thomas

Think about these, next time you have to name a kid.

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