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#1 Cerambam

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 10:28 AM

1. Reply to someone saying "hey Brett I'm new to the site..." In some form or another to solidify their readership.
2. To stop an argument/swearing
3. To protect is own grammar throughout the post after being indicted for misuse.
4. To show off his former lawyer skilllzzz
5. If Luke posts something (Brett gets jealous and thinks people will forget him)

Anyone else have any ideas ... Real or not?

#2 Cubbie Blues

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 10:35 AM

6. It's his website and he can do whatever the #$% he wants.
7. He truly likes to interact with his readership and has a passion for the Cubs.

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#3 Brett

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 11:20 AM

I find this humorous, which I hope was the intention.

I read almost every comment (when I can), but you're right - some things call out to me more than others. That's probably true of everyone. Not all meta stuff, though - I frequently get into the renovation stuff, the future competitiveness stuff, and, of course, rumor stuff.

#4 Cerambam

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 11:29 AM

Haha yeah i was just joking around. I thought we could get a funny thread going, nothing more

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 11:33 AM

6. It's his website and he can do whatever the #$% he wants.
7. He truly likes to interact with his readership and has a passion for the Cubs.


WRONG:

6. He needs a validation of his existance
7. It pleases him
8. That's just when the robot is programmed to comment
9. When he is not taping the Jim Rome Show.

#6 TWC

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 11:34 AM

Haha yeah i was just joking around. I thought we could get a funny thread going, nothing more


In light of that:

6. It's his website and, much like Javier Baez, he can do whatever the fuck he wants.
7. He truly "likes" to........."interact".........with his "readership" and has a "passion".........for the "Cubs"............


8. To pretend to be numerous, scatological, ex-presidents.

#7 hansman1982

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 12:09 PM


Haha yeah i was just joking around. I thought we could get a funny thread going, nothing more


In light of that:

6. It's his website and, much like Javier Baez, he can do whatever the fuck he wants.
7. He truly "likes" to........."interact".........with his "readership" and has a "passion".........for the "Cubs"............


8. To pretend to be numerous, scatological, ex-presidents.


And to bring us Better News than we have heard previously...

#8 Cubbie Blues

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 12:13 PM



Haha yeah i was just joking around. I thought we could get a funny thread going, nothing more


In light of that:

6. It's his website and, much like Javier Baez, he can do whatever the fuck he wants.
7. He truly "likes" to........."interact".........with his "readership" and has a "passion".........for the "Cubs"............


8. To pretend to be numerous, scatological, ex-presidents.


And to bring us Better News than we have heard previously...

9. Because he has the short down pat but is still working on the informative portion of his mission statement.

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 03:59 PM

10. To agree with anybody when they rip on Bleacher Report

#10 Katie

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 06:45 PM

To fully endorse a large contract to Jesus Christ.

To find more ways to mention feline bedtime attire.

To tell certain commenters in a polite way to stuff it.

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#11 Rick Vaughn 99

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 01:04 AM



Haha yeah i was just joking around. I thought we could get a funny thread going, nothing more


In light of that:

6. It's his website and, much like Javier Baez, he can do whatever the fuck he wants.
7. He truly "likes" to........."interact".........with his "readership" and has a "passion".........for the "Cubs"............


8. To pretend to be numerous, scatological, ex-presidents.


And to bring us Better News than we have heard previously...

I see what you did there, and I liked it.
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#12 Rick Vaughn 99

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 01:09 AM

Completely off topic, but how does one go about generating some warning points. I like to think of myself as a bit of an outlaw. When I see that I have "0 warning points" under my post count, I don't know, it kind of bruises the ego a bit. I need the wife to respect me as the tough guy I've tricked her into thinking I am, you know?
- die hard fanclub member #001

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 06:28 AM

Completely off topic, but how does one go about generating some warning points. I like to think of myself as a bit of an outlaw. When I see that I have "0 warning points" under my post count, I don't know, it kind of bruises the ego a bit. I need the wife to respect me as the tough guy I've tricked her into thinking I am, you know?

Your a bastard, vaughn. your a little bitch and everyone knows it. think your a tough guy? boohickey I'll go to ankridge we'll see if you show up to fight me. then well see who's right.

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 06:40 AM

I'm warning you two!!

There, feel better?
Please don't feed the psychos.

#15 Rick Vaughn 99

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 06:49 AM


Completely off topic, but how does one go about generating some warning points. I like to think of myself as a bit of an outlaw. When I see that I have "0 warning points" under my post count, I don't know, it kind of bruises the ego a bit. I need the wife to respect me as the tough guy I've tricked her into thinking I am, you know?

Your a bastard, vaughn. your a little bitch and everyone knows it. think your a tough guy? boohickey I'll go to ankridge we'll see if you show up to fight me. then well see who's right.

Did it work? I'm still at zero.
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